Would you rather?

As I posted in a previous blog, I described a book I saw at Urban Outfitters in Austin, TX. I found a website of the same book w/ some excerpts:

Would You Rather?...
Be hole-punched to death?
or
Be eaten alive by the entire cast of Diff'rent Strokes?

Would You Rather?...
Appear as Yasir Arafat in the mirror?
or
Have a bizarre neurological condition where anytime you enter a room, Darth Vader's Theme sounds?

Would You Rather?...
Fight Mike Tyson?
or
Talk like him?

Would You Rather?...
Shave your mother's bikini line?
or
Shave your father's butt crack?

Would You Rather?...
Bite the head off a gopher?
or
Thoroughly lick a cat's ass?

Yea that's enough for now, I guess. I'm going to finish this blog with one final joke! Lucky you, right?!


An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City building when a young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!"

Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!"

About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over and farts and says, "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!...And, Scene. Laters y'all.