Paralyzed

I have never been able to say that I can go to Schlitterbahn without anything terrible happening to me. I lost a bag there once w/ valuables in it, I got a terrible sunburn another time, I got lost another. But maybe this time, just once, I could go and nothing negative would happen. I made it through the entire 10 hours on Saturday without any mishaps...right? Hell no. I think I might have broken a world record for worst sunburn ever to strike mankind. My shoulders (the worst part) are covered with blisters that burn like a motherfunker. Fortunately, I went to the doctor today and got prescribed some sort of sterioid that will apparently rid of my inflamation. I spent my birthday sitting on my ass paralyzed in a recliner. Thanks Kristen, Krista, and Kato for calling me and wishing me happy b-day. Hopefully by like thursday I'll feel fine enough to actually move around my house.
Anyway, something interesting happened today. Kim went to Best Buy to get me some DVD's for my b-day and she ran into this grungy hard rock looking guy that sparked a conversation about movies she was buying like Donnie Darko. His name was Joey she said and he asked her if she lived here, and he said that he had just arrived here b/c he had a concert tonight at Verizon. She asked what band and he was like "Well, I'm John Mayer"...actually he didn't...wouldn't that be cool though? He was the drummer from Slipknot. Kinda weird I guess. She was bragging about it saying "I met a celebrity!", but I responded saying "If thats what you can actually call someone from slipknot". hehe.
Well, I'm gonna go sit on my ass and wait until dinner...laters.