-Little Miss Sunshine
I have a three day weekend and absolutely nothing planned to do. I'm not quite sure if I should feel joyful or bummed out. My feet feel numb because my floor has been vibrating from my lower neighbors endless blasting bass. It's rap. I can tell from the beat. I kind of hate it but, then again, I'm seat-dancing as I type this. I could probably lie down on the floor and get back massage like the ones you get at the mall in BrookeStone. Nobody goes to BrookeStone to buy anything. They're all just there to test out the massage chairs. Anyway, I'm also half-watching that piece of shit show Laguna Beach and just realized how pathetic my day is going. Even my lunch was pathetic: tuna salad and an apple. Now I'm eating left over chocolate covered raisins. What a perfect time to blog.
If you're a radio-tv-film student at UNT, I feel sorry for you. I'm not being silly when I say that you practically have to kill people and/or compete in American Gladiator-type battles to get a spot in the classes. My gladiator nickname should be Patrick "Bulldozer" Lenard because after thinking I had no chance to get into a class I badly needed, I did. I feel like I owe the head of the department a hand job or money or something. He pulled some strings to get me into that class and I couldn't be more thrilled. Right away, we're supposed to start making our first short film with a partner. 3-5 minutes, no dialogue. Our pitches are due Tuesday and I've yet to have a moment of epiphany. I want to make something simple but effective. Funny. Trying to make a dramatic film as a student I'm sure will turn out cringe-worthy and pretentious. Anwyay, here are some things I've written down as ideas (suggestions are welcomed):
The Narcissist: A single man who feels unfulfilled in the love department notices a mystery person and exchanges flirtatious glances back and forth. We find out in the end that he's looking at himself in a mirror. Whoopdee doo.
Prententious Film School Glasses: (Title taken from a previous blog) A mockumentary type movie that is more or less a dedication to all the pretentious and emo assholes in my film classes. It's basically a film about making a film but everything goes wrong for the struggling artist. I thought it was funny, but it might be hard to sell to my film partner.
Backwards Movie: Inspired by short films we made in a photography class in High School. People doing things like swimming, eating, running...but the movie is played in reverse. Completely unoriginal and without narrative, so this one might not work.
Wow, just reading those makes me want to vomit. I'm so full of shit! But I guess it's good to know that most film students are. I feel like Claire Fisher in art school on Six Feet Under. Life really is one big fucking beauty contest. Well, I've lost just about all my motivation to write by now...so enjoy my pictures from San Antonio.
Shana and Bobby at Galaxy for some hookah. That shit was too strong though. PS: Thanks, Bobby for my audio blog.
I absolutely hate the way I look in this photo, but Brittany loves it. I look like I gained 20 pounds and remnants of a farmers tan are visible. Pretty! Check out Brittany's new do! "What a fun...what a fun cut!"
Drove to Gruene, TX with Kimberly, Sarah, and Scott. It was hotter than a bitch that day too.
At the Gruene General Store
Monster Tree. Sarah pointed it out. I think somebody made it.
Sam's Burger Joint for Swing Night with Kimberly and friends. Kimberly was really upset that I wouldn't dance with her and continued to pull on my arm like a child. I'm sorry, but I don't swing dance. I get crunk.
This picture is for Mary Shanks.
Bored
Love it.
Brittany and I made a special trip to the post office so she could mail her 11 inches of hair to Locks of Love. What a sweetheart.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
The gang at Chili's! Brittany wanted to bone the server.
Alex does this thing where I'll be talking to him, and he pulls out his phone to text other people. I'm surprised I haven't slapped him...because everyone knows I will slap a bitch. As Stephanie Tanner says, "How rude!"
It just took me like 2 minutes to post this one picture because I was laughing so hard.
Sometimes I think that dogs make faces eerily similar to human expressions.
Missing Mary
2 comments:
A few things:
1) THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!
2) Brittany likes the picture of yall where you think that you looked like you've gained weight because her hair looks AMAZING in it!
3) Those flowers are AWESOME!
4) The picture of Brittany with her hair disturbed me... and made me laugh at the same time... brilliant.
5) You posted one picture twice. Once with the title "bored" and the second time with the caption "missing mary". I'm sorry if it's boring to miss me... but get over it and keep missing me. K thanks.
6) Let's bone.
Thanks! I changed it just now...
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