Working It Out On The Inside: I'm Sorry I Apologized.

Me: "I'm so LA."
Alex: "No, you're not. You live in Denton next to an auto repair shop."

I love our conversations. I think Alex is quite possibly the only person I could have an engaging conversation with by just laughing. I'm glad I have a friend that shares the exact same sense of humor. He is so HD. (only he gets that...)

I'm in love with a woman named Wendy Liebman. She is a hysterical comedianne who I've had the pleasure of seeing on a few HBO specials. She has this incredible 'under the breath' style that literally makes me cry laughing. For instance "I just finished my holiday shopping...from 1996". Wait, I just realized it's not as funny as seeing her perform the joke. Rewind that whole paragraph. http://www.wendyliebman.com/

I spent 6 and a half hours in my egg car yesterday (I recently realized my car looks like an egg) driving back to hell...I mean Denton. A good two hours of that was sitting in park on a highway. Apparently downtown Dallas floods really easily when it rains. Somebody should do something about that. People might be on road trips alone in the car with a dying iPod battery. Bad things could happen. At least my mom gave me an earily Easter goody bag with Peeps and Cadbury eggs. If I didn't have any candy to eat, I probably would've stabbed a stranger.

Spring Break was pretty damn fun. I'm not going to tell you shit about it because I probably don't give a fuck about what you did either. It's a favor. You're welcome. I do, however, have 200 pictures. Don't worry I won't post them all. Just the good ones...like the one of Brittany on a toilet. jk....not really.

One of the highlights was watching this incredible movie called Ice Queen with Alex and his friends. You know those cheesey movies you see on the shelves at Blockbuster that go straight to DVD? And when you joke about wanting to see them, you secretly do on the inside? Well, this is one of those movies. Something tells me I won't forget the night I watched a low budget, horribly acted, cheap ass horror film with four drunk gay men. But seriously, it was one of the more entertaining films I've seen.

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I will tell you one thing: Don't go see The Hills Have Eyes. When the mutated villains had a gun to an infant's head, breastfed off of the mother, raped the sister, burned the father on a tree and shot the older mother in the chest all in one scene, I tickled the thought of walking out. Mind you I've only walked out of two films: Alexander and John Q. This was truly a disgusting and pointless movie. Do see: V for Vendetta. A much more politically charged movie than I expected (Kimberly as well), it was still a pretty entertaining two and a half hours. I won't get all film student on your ass...you're welcome again.

Wait, I have to get film student on your ass really quickly. I am SO excited for this movie called Brick to release on March 31st. It's a noir film about a high school student who "pushes his way into the underworld of a high school crime ring to investigate the dissapearance of his ex-girlfriend" (imdb.com) Just watch the fucking trailer here (http://www.videodetective.com/trailer-preview.asp?customerid=97135&publishedID=809854) and be ready to defocate in your pants. I fucking love trailers and this is a great one. I'm a trailer whore...a trailer trash whore. Hey, a joke! 10 points!

I'm watching television. You can say "shit" on Bravo? I like it.

I delivered a speech today in my communications class about the avian flu. When I finished, a girl asked me how it could be spread human to human and I pretended to know the answer. You can't just give a 6 minutes speech on the bird flu and then not be able to answer a question right? This is what I told her: "They don't know"...I think I scared her.

Oh shit, it's already 4:30 and I haven't gone to Kroger yet. I'm off to run over a few senior citizens with my basket. What? They never move out of the way.

Here are a few pictures from the break. I think I'm going to break them up into two posts...

Laura and Riley. He looks absolutely thrilled.

Kevin and Laura eating some Coldstone after NAAN sushi. I was a little intoxicated. It's fun to get drunk and eat sushi!

Brittany and Mary on my first night in town....and Leonardo Dicaprio in the background. What? I hadn't seen Titanic in a long time...

I made out with this DVD.

Yum...the burrito looks good too.

It's blurry, I know.

Mary's new Dodge truck...she enjoys molesting it.

Mary and Brittany barfing after the movie.

Raising hell at Wal-Mart.

This cat is the best! Her name is Sadie and she reminded me of my old cat Rocky...mainly b/c she weighed more than I do. Sweetest pussy in the world!

Not exactly sure what's going on here b/c I was too busy playing on Mary's computer, but apparently Heather was re-piercing Brittany's ear. She looks like a fish.

In Mary's new truck!

Mmmm...overpriced mexican food! We ARE in San Antonio!

So the waitor at Guadalajara saw us taking pictures and probably assumed we were tourists or some shit, so he brought us ponchos and sombreros to take more photos in. Random.