Monday, March 27, 2006

I Don't Know Who I Hate More: You or Me.

Bill: Do you find me sadistic? You know, I bet I could fry an egg on your head right now, if I wanted to. You know, Kiddo, I'd like to believe that you're aware enough even now to know that there's nothing sadistic in my actions. Well, maybe towards those other... jokers, but not you. No Kiddo, at this moment, this is me at my most... [cocks pistol]
Bill: masochistic.
The Bride: Bill... it's your baby... [Gunshot!]

-Kill Bill Volume 1

Even though I just sat here for ten minutes trying to dig deep and find something profound or compelling to write about, I've failed. I have nothing to say. Actually I have a lot to say...a whole lot. But then I remember that a handful of people actually read this and that scares me. I guess I won't be reminiscing about the time I discovered that I could talk to my penis and it told me to go on a murdering spree and call myself the Zodiac killer in the 60s and 70s. I hope the government reads this blog and arrests me.


Some Crap-Your-Pants worthy songs you MUST download:
Embrace "Out of Nothing"
Bloc Party "Blue Light (Anti Gravity Remix)"
Air "Run"
Mogwai "I Know You Are But What Am I?"

Last night I was studying for a political science exam, had the television turned on TLC, and this marathon of a show called "Little People, Big World" was playing. It's a reality show that follows a dwarf family -- well, the mother, father, and one of the sons have dwarfism. It's my new favorite show...but that tends to change every week. You should watch it. The end.
http://tlc.discovery.com/fansites/lpbw/lpbw.html?clik=netmain_feat1

Kimberly drove up to Plano this weekend and we both stayed with Laura and Kevin. Good times had by all...even if we did end up getting into random philisophical arguments about life a couple of times. Wait, more like sitting and listening to Kimberly talk my ear off with her saturated stereotypes and irritating and stifling ramblings about evolution and plastic surgery. Did I just say that? We have variety in our family...I love it.

You know who I hate? James Brown...what a freak.

I wanted to use this portion of the blog to shoutout to Allie who gave me a drunk dial at 1am on a school night last week. She is a true friend. Thanks for the laugh.

Here are the pictures from last weekend...enjoy!

I told Laura that I could practically make a photo album out of Riley photos...it's probably true. Maybe I'll do that when he dies. Woah...had a Debbie Downer moment just now.
Picture 1988

Before Mi Cocina...one of the best restaurants ever.
Picture 1989

Holy shit.
Picture 1991

We are two funny motherfuckers.
Picture 1992

Kevin and Laura...
Picture 1993

High Fashion poses by the Mi Cocina sign. The valet guy was staring at us.
Picture 1996

Playing Turbo Cranium and sipping some vino blanco.
Picture 1998

Chili's Too in the mall...Laura almost cut the waitor.
Picture 2003

For our mother.
Picture 2007

More shopping at Virgin and Urban Outfitters.
Picture 2008

At Cuba Libre for appetizers/drinks while waiting for a table at the restaurant next door.
Picture 2010

Fireside Pies...another fantastic place to dine. Dallas restaurants kick so much ass.
Picture 2014

Paula's Fresh Mozz pizza from fireside...totally worth the hour and a half wait.
Picture 2019

"Hi! Welcome to Coldstone!"...you'll get that if you've ever been.
Picture 2020

I have no idea.
Picture 2024

So confused...and hungry for a treat.
Picture 2025

Corner Bakery before I went back home. (ps: they have the best lemon bars ever)
Picture 2027

Why do I looke 300 lbs?
Picture 2030

I'm off to go find a snack and stare at the television until "Little People, Big World" comes back on...laters for now!





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