Friday, May 27, 2005

You Are An Ass That Is Dumb...

Charlie Kaufman: To begin... To begin... How to start? I'm hungry. I should get coffee. Coffee would help me think. Maybe I should write something first, then reward myself with coffee. Coffee and a muffin. So I need to establish the themes. Maybe a banana nut. That's a good muffin.

-Adaptation

Those of you who hate to read, you're in luck. Just because I'm a lazy bastard, I've decided to save any and all of my stories for another post. Today's is a picture post!

Oh, before I post the pictures I just have to mention this awesome song that everyone should listen to. Imogen Heap "Hide and Seek"...She's the singer from the group Frou Frou releasing her solo album this summer. The song is great b/c there is now background music. Just her voiced split up and harmonized into a 5-6 note chord. I heard it on the season Finale of The OC and sharted myself.

Shit, I know I said that this was supposed to be a picture post, but fuck it. I have to talk about the season finale of LOST. Hands down one of the most creative shows on television right now. The season finale didn't dissapoint either. Surprisingly, they showed more of the "monster" that hunts them on the island. All you could really see was black smoke-like entity that floats around...I definitely prefer that than a giant CGI Jurrasic Park type dino. Much more interesting.

I swear I'm done talking now...here's an ass load of pictures.

Mary turned 19, so we had a surprise party! I told Mary to act surprised in this picture since I didnt catch her original reaction...
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Before the riverwalk
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Downtown and shit
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More of downtown...
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I discovered this slow shutter speed on my camera, and took advantage of it. Unfortunately, everyone's seen a picture like this before...
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Hard Rock Cafe...Fun, considering the fact that we had to scream what we wanted to our server since the music was so damn loud. Douches...
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Giant Sundae
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Party
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More experimentation with the shutter speed. That's the moon, I swear.
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KRISTEN CAME HOME!
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Chuy's...God, I love that place. I think Krista does too.
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City Lights w/ the slow shutter. One of the coolest pictures I've taken. This is now my desktop background. Sorry George...
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Never go swimming at the Vineyard past closing. You're guaranteed to get caught and kicked out. I swear this was like the sixth time we'd been kicked out. Krista was sad...
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What the fuck do we do now?
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This is not my ass...I swear, it's not my ass. What? It's not!
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Kicking back watching Conan. He is God.
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Chillin at the house w/ Will...
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Dancing with Mary. We weren't drunk either...I just noticed that my pants make it look like I have a hard on...but I don't. So don't get excited.
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Bitch and Pussy
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Gone Swimming
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Mary is a genius
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Sweet Jesus...
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Wow, that was a lot of pictures. Laters for now!

1 comment:

Mary Jane said...

First of all Conan isn't God. Bette Midler is God you asshole. Secondly, I'll let you know that I am a sexy genius, and you probably did have a hard on when you were dancing with me. I would've had a hard on if I were dancing with me.

Oh yeah and Thank you for my B-day presents... that's the only seriously line in this comment thingy...

My party was awwesome... except for the part where I sat on the pot and talked politics with everyone... oh yeah... and when I threw up... oh yeah.. and when you fell down the stairs and beat the shit out of brittany... just kidding... kinda.. :-)

But other than that! AWESOME!!

The End.