Working It Out On The Inside

Tia: Oh my god, the Jew girl's speaking in tongues! [Cassandra rips open her shirt]
Roland: She's going to show her boobs! Thank you Jesus!
Patrick: Whoa, she's going to show her boobs!
Hilary Faye: She's saying she has a hot pussy!

-Saved!

Holy shit...my first year of college is over! It's come so fast I'm not sure whether I should be frightened or excited. But summer is here, and I'm gonna fuckin enjoy it. What are my plans, you ask? I've got the big cruise to look forward to in June (during my birthday), I've got HEB to keep the cash flowing, and I've got my friends back in town. Fuck yea. So far summer has been quite dull as I have been sitting around the house surfing the net, watching tv, and "supporting the gay agenda" (according to Kimberly) by watching Ellen. Oh, Kimberly!

So, I got accepted into UNT (surprise) as a transfer. At least that takes a little stress out of the summer since I have somewhere to go. I've pretty much given up hope on UT since the competition is so damn stiff. (Especially for transfers not in CAP). So if UNT didn't accept me, I was gonna have to drop it like it's hot on their asses.

The other as I was driving to Mary's house, I stopped at the light on NW Military and Huebner. A car pulled up in the lane next to me at the light and it was my friend Tim. As a friendly gesture, I raised my middle finger to him. Buuut, it turns out it wasn't my friend Tim. It was some middle aged woman! I quickly turned my head away and shat myself. I have no fucking clue why I thought it was Tim, but she had a very confused expression on her face. Needless to say that was one of the longest red lights I've sat through.

Last Wednesday was Kimbo's birthday and here are some cool pictures:

Shitty ass cake from HEB...seriously your cakes taste like shitty diapers, HEB.