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Charlie Kaufman: To begin... To begin... How to start? I'm hungry. I should get coffee. Coffee would help me think. Maybe I should write something first, then reward myself with coffee. Coffee and a muffin. So I need to establish the themes. Maybe a banana nut. That's a good muffin.-AdaptationThose of you who hate to read, you're in luck. Just because I'm a lazy bastard, I've decided to save any and all of my stories for another post. Today's is a picture post! Oh, before I post the pictures I just have to mention this awesome song that everyone should listen to. Imogen Heap "Hide and Seek"...She's the singer from the group Frou Frou releasing her solo album this summer. The song is great b/c there is now background music. Just her voiced split up and harmonized into a 5-6 note chord. I heard it on the season Finale of The OC and sharted myself. Shit, I know I said that this was supposed to be a picture post, but fuck it. I have to talk about the season finale of LOST. Hands down one of the most creative shows on television right now. The season finale didn't dissapoint either. Surprisingly, they showed more of the "monster" that hunts them on the island. All you could really see was black smoke-like entity that floats around...I definitely prefer that than a giant CGI Jurrasic Park type dino. Much more interesting. I swear I'm done talking now...here's an ass load of pictures. Mary turned 19, so we had a surprise party! I told Mary to act surprised in this picture since I didnt catch her original reaction...
Before the riverwalk
Downtown and shit
More of downtown...
I discovered this slow shutter speed on my camera, and took advantage of it. Unfortunately, everyone's seen a picture like this before...
Hard Rock Cafe...Fun, considering the fact that we had to scream what we wanted to our server since the music was so damn loud. Douches...
Giant Sundae
Party
More experimentation with the shutter speed. That's the moon, I swear. 
KRISTEN CAME HOME! 
Chuy's...God, I love that place. I think Krista does too. 
City Lights w/ the slow shutter. One of the coolest pictures I've taken. This is now my desktop background. Sorry George...
Never go swimming at the Vineyard past closing. You're guaranteed to get caught and kicked out. I swear this was like the sixth time we'd been kicked out. Krista was sad...
What the fuck do we do now?
This is not my ass...I swear, it's not my ass. What? It's not!
Kicking back watching Conan. He is God. 
Chillin at the house w/ Will...
Dancing with Mary. We weren't drunk either...I just noticed that my pants make it look like I have a hard on...but I don't. So don't get excited. 
Bitch and Pussy
Gone Swimming
Mary is a genius
Sweet Jesus...
Wow, that was a lot of pictures. Laters for now!
Limony Snicket: "It's a curious thing the death of a loved one. It's like walking up the stairs to your bedroom in the dark and thinking that there's one more stair than there is. You foot falls down through the air and there's a sickly moment of dark surprise."-Limony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate EventsUgh, what a day. My mom and I left for Austin this morning around 11am to meet some relatives for lunch at this kickass restaurant. I have no idea what the hell it was called, but they had some damn good fries. Orgasmic one might say. The car trip was wonderful. Thank God for in-car DVD players. I watched Saved! on the way up and Family Guy DVD on the way back. I'll be back up there on Saturday for my cousin's graduation party, but this time Kimberly, Laura and Kevin will be there. Sweet. (I took off work which is nice as well)I'm currently watching Curb Your Enthusiasm. I'm also currently laughing histerically. Speaking of shows, the season finale of LOST is on next Wednesday. I'm going to fucking hump the television when it comes on because I'm so psyched. This is how pathetic my life is during summer, when all my happiness revolves around the media. Aren't you jealous? Pictures, bitch!:
Krista and Curtis sitting on Alex's sofa. Krista says, "hello".
This is my title for this picture
Crazy Dutch Bastard
Becca's new puppy, Madeline May
Austin
God, I hate the Outlet Mall....
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...and God agreesThis is my new desktop background!
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Tia: Oh my god, the Jew girl's speaking in tongues! [Cassandra rips open her shirt] Roland: She's going to show her boobs! Thank you Jesus! Patrick: Whoa, she's going to show her boobs! Hilary Faye: She's saying she has a hot pussy!-Saved!Holy shit...my first year of college is over! It's come so fast I'm not sure whether I should be frightened or excited. But summer is here, and I'm gonna fuckin enjoy it. What are my plans, you ask? I've got the big cruise to look forward to in June (during my birthday), I've got HEB to keep the cash flowing, and I've got my friends back in town. Fuck yea. So far summer has been quite dull as I have been sitting around the house surfing the net, watching tv, and "supporting the gay agenda" (according to Kimberly) by watching Ellen. Oh, Kimberly!So, I got accepted into UNT (surprise) as a transfer. At least that takes a little stress out of the summer since I have somewhere to go. I've pretty much given up hope on UT since the competition is so damn stiff. (Especially for transfers not in CAP). So if UNT didn't accept me, I was gonna have to drop it like it's hot on their asses. The other as I was driving to Mary's house, I stopped at the light on NW Military and Huebner. A car pulled up in the lane next to me at the light and it was my friend Tim. As a friendly gesture, I raised my middle finger to him. Buuut, it turns out it wasn't my friend Tim. It was some middle aged woman! I quickly turned my head away and shat myself. I have no fucking clue why I thought it was Tim, but she had a very confused expression on her face. Needless to say that was one of the longest red lights I've sat through. Last Wednesday was Kimbo's birthday and here are some cool pictures:Shitty ass cake from HEB...seriously your cakes taste like shitty diapers, HEB.
Me and my sort-of acceptance letter...
Straight Hood, bitch!
Looking cool while opening gifts...
God, we kick ass...me more than her.
Kimberly harassing our mother
At Carrabas....check out my dad's face. HA!
Mary says, "FUCK BUSH!"
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Miles: Sometimes you gotta say "What the Fuck", make your move. Joel, every now and then, saying "What the Fuck", brings freedom. Freedom brings opportunity, opportunity brings freedom. So your parents are going out of town? You got the place all to yourself?Joel Goodson: Yeah. Miles: What the fuck?-Risky BusinessI'm registered for a class this semester called Masterpieces in Music and one of the test grades involves attending eight concerts throughout the term. Of course, being the king of procrastination, I put all the concerts off until the last few weeks. Not realizing it, tonight I think I showed up at a gay fraternity's concert full of hip-hop dancing, DJing, and of course musical theater! A monologue from Jesus Christ Superstar ended the show. Quite a unique experience to begin my week. My hamster was just lying on his back and kicking. I thought he was dying but he's fine...the end. The other day while I was chillin at Mary's house we were farting around on the computer looking at funny video clips. Not sure how we found it, but we found this home video some guy made of his "ghost sighting". Let me just say that I don't believe in ghosts or any supernatural shit but this video made me second guess. I'm aware people make fraudulent photos/videos, but this one was worth a second look. Very scary. Unfortunately I can't show you the clip since we found it on Limewire not the internet but, speaking of videos, we also ran across this hilarious car commercial from Germany. Here is a link:http://ticats.ca/~harwoodr/Classic_Auto_1.mpegHere are some more funny clips:National Anthem Mayhem!http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/anthem.htmlMiracle Jackson busts some phat moves at a talent show!http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/miraclejackson.htmlFYI, this post took me a long time to write because I had nothing to write about, so sorry for the complete randomness. Enjoy the pictures...This is where I will be in less than 2 months on my BIRTHDAY!
Home cooking...looks like vomit, but tastes like ENCHILADAS!
Vagina Fest
Brittany being cool.................
Laura thinks she's famous b/c the make-up lady for her wedding put her and kim's picture on her website...
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