This Girl I Know...

Clark: I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!

-National Lampoon's Vacation

G'day everyone! Nothing much to post about today, but I thought I'd just get one out of the way for time being. So, what's new you ask? Abso-fucking-lutely nothing. The semester is finally down to only 2-3 weeks, so...that's nice. As for summer, I'm planning on just working and possibly taking a class to get some more hours behind me.

I'm 18 years old, and I have never once volunterily participated in anything Fiesta related until this year. I drove downtown w/ Alex and a few of his friends he's met over the year to visit NIOSA....oh god. I had left my camera at home, so I apologize up front for not having any pictures to show. Anywho...to make a long story short...I have never been dry humped by that many people in my life. I probably got more action than Paris Hilton in a year...and that's a lot of ass. After about an hour or so of trying to squirm through the crowd w/out brushing up against people I gave up and just barged right through. Needless to say I took a long ass shower when I got home. The food was really good though...I think the only way I'd ever go back is if I wrapped my entire body in saran-wrap.

Wow, that's pretty much the only interesting thing that's happened lately.

This message is for Katherine Stump: I'm so looking forward to reading your post about your NYC trip last weekend. FYI, I'll be reading with a big bucket of popcorn and a soda...
-your biggest blog fan

I've been spending a lot of time at Mary, Becca, and Brittany's house lately which is a lot of fun. I think my mom is getting suspicious that I'm over there all the time and feels compelled to question me when I leave..."So, why are you spending so much time at Mary's?"...."Because we snort crack, get naked and jello-wrestle...duh."

I think it's obvious that I have absolutely nothing to post about, so I'll just end here w/ a few pictures...

3 second rule!


I hid behind the shower curtain and scared Becca who pulled down the entire thing...I peed a little


The Jello Wrestlers


RIP Pumpkin


Laters for now!