In Buttfucking Egypt...

Sherri Ann Cabot: Leslie and I have an amazing relationship and it's very physical, he still pushes all my buttons. People say 'oh but he's so much older than you' and you know what, I'm the one having to push him away. We have so much in common, we both love soup and snow peas, we love the outdoors, and talking and not talking. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.

-Best in Show

I have terrible, terrible news. I just heard on MTV News that they're making a sequal to You Got Served! SWEET JESUS! What is Omarion thinking? Let's just hope this makes people hate You Got Served even more b/c sequals tend to be worse than the original. (Exceptions for Kill Bill Vol. 2, but that technically wasn't a sequal anyway)...

Yesterday I had an insatiable urge to go swimming to relieve some guilt from being glutton all week. HEB gave me a $20 gift card for being a "super checker" so I spent it all on chips, popcorn, and candy. Go ahead, make fun of me for my cool award but just remember...I'm the one with the free money, bitch.

To prepare for my trip to the pool, I went to Academy to buy a pair of goggles. I hate shopping for goggles because there is no way to stand in the middle of store and try on each pair without looking like a fucking moron, so you just end up buying them blind. Luckily my pair didn't leak. When I got to the pool, I had only swam about 10 laps and I thought I might die. I used to be so agile in the pool, but after not doing swim team in two years I felt completely out of shape. When I got out of the pool I was struck with an intense headache, and pressure in my ears. I also was extremely dizzy and stammered my way home. I'll stick to hot tubs for now...

I am a badass w/ my goggles...just pretend I look badass


Yesterday I pretty much typed this same exact blog, but right when I hit "publish post", the page wasn't found and my entire half hour worth of blogging was thrown away...I went fucking crazy. That sucked, and I think I pulled out a chunk of my hair. Do I need anger management?......maybe.

Those of you who have not seen the new NBC sitcom called The Office, you should becuase it's fucking hysterical. A great mockumentary style sitcom that reminds me of Best in Show. I'm glad to see NBC can open up to new types of shows. Another show that is great is LOST. My mom and I are such nerds for that show. Ever episode literally makes my jaw drop, and I cannot wait until the season finale!

This weekend will kick ass because I'm not working tonight, and the work I am doing is minimal, so that means maximum relaxing. Mary moved into her new townhouse with her two roomates and I must say it is quite awesome. I went over there Tuesday night and we watched Sideways...a great movie.

This movie can kick your favorite movie's ass...


I've run out of things to amuse y'all with, so enjoy these idiotic photos:

Sadie was being a bitch and is hard to pose with...


Mmmm...sour patch kids


This bitch makes me laugh


It's a beautiful day!


My history notes...and I'm not kidding. Allie and I get very bored during class...


Pondering life...what?


Laters for now!