Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Near-Life Experience

Perry Van Shrike: You're an idiot. You know that? You know if you looked in the dictionary next to the word "idiot" you know what you'll find?
Harry Lockhart: A picture of me?
Perry Van Shrike: No! The definition of the word "idiot". Which you are.

-Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

Good afternooon! I apologize before hand if this post turns out to be a ramble-fest. I just woke up from from an afternoon nap to the sound of my cell phone vibrating violently on my desk. It was my dad asking to see how the weather was up here in North Texas. And to answer his question: fucking cold...The temp right now is 21 degrees but I hear the windchill is much cooler. I love cold weather when it's summer and I love warm weather when it's winter so I always have trouble finding my happy medium during the seasons. It is, however, the first time I've seen snow in a while and that's pretty exciting. I left astronomy early today and got to experience my lonely six minute walk back to my car witha light blanket of snow hitting my face...so cool.

Last weekend was great because I actually accomplished my to-do list and saw four excellent movies. First was Good Night, and Good Luck starring George Clooney, Robert Downey Jr, and Patricia Clarkson about the McCarthy trials in the 50s and even though I didn't know too much about Ed Murrow of CBS trying to bring down McCarthy, it was still really interesting and a good movie. After that I drove down the street to see Kiss Kiss Bang Bang starring Val Kilmer and Robert Downy Jr. (again). Such a funny and original movie but I found it hard to stay with the plot. You probably already read my rant about My Date With Drew, and if you haven't yet...see last post.

And then there was Happy Endings.Oh. my. god. Screw My Date With Drew up its butt because Happy Endings was fucking terrific. I'm trying to figure out how to say that I loved it and give you a little background on it and reason to check it out without sounding over zealous or pretentious. Uuum...fuck it. I LOVED THIS MOVIE! It's such a complex story that keeps you on your toes (which I love). It revolves around a plot similar to 21 grams, Crash, or even the television show LOST in which the characters and subplots brush paths with each other. It's a dark comedy centered on this woman named Mamie (played by Lisa Kudrow with surprising depth). She's being blackmailed into participating in a young eccentric documentary filmmakers project with her foreign lover in exchange for information on the son she (it turns out) didn't have aborted when she was younger. To make matters worse, her gay step-brother is the father. He's ina relationship with a man named Gil who donated his semen to a lesbian couple who (it turns out...again) lied and said his sperm didn't work. Meanwhile, Jason Ritter (son of John) plays an introverted, and young in-the-closet gay kid who is seduced by his new female band member (Maggie Gyllenhaal) in order to get to his rich father.....**Gasps for air!**

Ugh, it's so great! As the movie progresses and the false facades of the characters fall away, they're made to recognize the consequences of their actions. The thing I love most about the movie is that all the actors shred every scrap of dignity they may have had prior to the movie all for the sake of making the characters believable. The cast is phenomenal. Also, the first minute of the film is worth the entire two hours. Go rent this movie!
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Okay I swear I'm done rambling about movies but I warned you, remember?

Enjoy these photos:

Legacy shopping/dining center. (Also where I saw Kiss Kiss Bang Bang) It looks really cool when they have their X-mas lights up.
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Big-ass Christmas tree at Legacy
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Sunset at the mall
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Sunset at Laura and Kevin's
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Riley enjoys posing as christmas gifts under the tree
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Snow! Real snow!
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Thank God for covered parking. See me accord on the left?
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No, I'm not contemplating joining Al Qaeda...it's pretty much how I have to wear my scarf while walking to class.
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The pressure of finals next week is breathing down my neck, so that should be my cue to leave and study a bit. Enjoy your week, and laters for now!

ps: rent Happy Endings!

Saturday, December 03, 2005

Listen To Me!

Stop! Right now, just stop what you're doing. Now get into your car, drive to blockbuster and rent the movie "My Date With Drew"...

I saw a trailer for it on www.mydatewithdrew.com a few months ago, and was a little let down when I discovered that it wouldn't be playing in any San Antonio. So I eventually got over myself, and the thought of it was long gone.

Until tonight when I made my weekly trip to Blockbuster and the wall full of red DVD covers caught my eye! Lo and behold it was a fantastic movie experience...

Shit! I haven't even said what it was about! Basically this dude won $1,100 on a game show and decided to take advantage of Circuit City's 30 day return policy on video cameras to shoot a documentary about trying to get his dream date with long-time crush Drew Barrymore...

I won't say too much about the movie itself other than it's fucking hysterical, and very uplifting. I was honestly (at 12:30am on Saturday night) jumping up and down and cheering for this dude in the middle of my tiny bedroom...and I don't do that too often...I think.

So go now and rent it! You will not regret it!

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Laters for now!

Monday, November 28, 2005

Searching and Philosophical

Manny Singer: Have you ever had a block?
Corrina Washington: All my life.

-Corrina Corrina

I don't have much to say today -- mostly a picture post. My break was well deserved (I believe) and surprisingly I had plenty of down time. Enough down time, in fact, to snap about 100 hilarious photos. Don't worry; I won't post all of them.

Download M83 "Teeng Angst"....right now.

Oh one last thing (like you care): I have currently been out of the "Oscar buzz" loop, so I've made myself a promise that I'd see all the buzzworthy movies before the awards next year. Here's my list:

Good Night, and Good Luck
Brokeback Mountain
Memoirs of a Geisha
Munich
Walk the Line
Capote
The Constant Gardener
A History of Violence
King Kong
The Squid and the Whale
Junebug
Breakfast on Pluto
North Country
Transamerica
Proof

...wish me luck on that shit.

Steal these pictures:

Getting caught in downtown Dallas traffic...
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Dumbest picture ever. It was probably my idea.
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Heather and Mary getting kinky in the kitchen
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Not sure why I look so pissed off in this picture...
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Kimbo and her beau
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Muh brotha
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I can see my uvula! ...or whatever the fuck that thing is called.
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Yes, those are hamburger buns...and yes, they used to be brown and normal...good job cleaning out your pantry, Mary and Brittany.
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Somebody ripped one...and their name rhymed with Brittany.
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This wasn't posed at all. I'm probably the most mature person you'll ever meet...but hey, that's just how I flow.
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Love this motherfucker
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Riley begging for Pei Wei last night
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HA!
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Me posing with Sadie
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Papa was in town! He looks excited.
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Look! Kimberly with no makeup! Ruuun!
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Heck yes, that's a cajun fried turkey...only the best.
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Dad carving the turkey
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I know, the stuffing looks like vomit...but it tasted like heaven. And let me just say that if deviled eggs could talk, I'd be in a long term relationship with them.
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Love this picture
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Laura is looking for an axe nearby to kill Kimberly with.
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The fam
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Riley is getting his claws trimmed and he looks absolutely thrilled
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Brittany and Foxy
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Mary and Oscar
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Oh Mary, you're so funny...let's make out
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Cheesy...but on purpose
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We laughed at how Brittany looks like a coke whore in this picture...but pictures don't lie, right? jk
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It was funny at the time...now it's just painful. (this will be used against me in my future)
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I swear we're not related
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"Lower your eyelids to die with the sun"
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Kim and Ted at La Fogata...it's really unfortunate to have a sister that can't feed herself.
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I peed a little
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I'm traumatized by this picture; seriously, it gives me nightmares.
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Britt looks completely schloshed in this picture...she probably was
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Riley riding in the car
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Dallas
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My pops
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The pictures were way out of order...not my fault. Laters for now!