- Sarah Silverman's: Jesus is Magic
My mom just called and, for the twentieth time, asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I usually just tell her the same shit: DVDs, clothes, and maybe a movie poster. But then after I hung up and was sitting on the toilet I thought, "I should've told her what I really want." So here is a list of what I really want for Christmas:
- A lease to a condo waiting for me in West Hollywood.
- A Toyota Prius
- A meet/greet session with Conan O'Brien
- To punch Pat Robertson in the mouth
- To high five Al Gore
- A makeout session with Sarah Silverman
- A life
- A clean roomate
- A self-cleaning bedroom
- Abs
- A clone
- The ability to glow my eyes red for a few seconds
- Outrageous krumping skills
- Eternal supply of gummi-worms
- The box DVD set of Flavor of Love
One thing I am getting for Christmas is pretty fucking sweet...behold!
NYC April '07, bitch!
Enjoy the pictures from the past couple of weeks:
My g-pa and his wife came into town for Thanksgiving and we saw their giant-ass automobile thingy and decided to take a picture of it.
Laura and Kimberly trying on old jewelry...
Alex and I at Kristen's house...we watched Cars and it was terrible. I look hot.
At Mary's house...her feet smelled like Doritos, Aqua Net, and a poodle's bagina.
Our kick-ass cajun fried turkey...it makes vegetarians second guess themselves.
Awkward Thanksgiving lunch...Kimberly's face makes me doody my pants.
My dad was fixing a ceiling fan, and Kimberly was...well, Kimberly.
Mary is sexy.
Our usual Denny's trip...delicious.
Beijing Cuisine with some cool people
At El Mirasol...spanish for...something.
Rockin' my Papa's sweet belt buckle...and Kimberly holding a squash.
mmmm, cherry pie filling....
Papa and Laura
So on my way home with Laura and Kevin, I brought my old yearbooks and ran across this hilarious senior picture. What the fuck?!
And Laura's tribute to the photo:
Back home! Riley almost had dingle berries.
Time to put up Laura and Kevin's x-mas tree! They always play the movie Elf and drink while doing it...tradition.
The X-mas tree box was like a coffin...so...I laid in it.
Putting the balls on the tree...we got creative.
Laura likes it when balls are in her face.
Done
It snowed this week! This is possibly the worst photo of the snow ever...but I promise there was more.
More Laura and Kevin
Laters for now!
3 comments:
Hahahahaha...i totally remeber that picture from the year book...seriously...WTF!?!!?!?!
We need to hannnnnnng over break!
Nice Christmas List. I made one and it said just this "Rent Paid for January". haha, oh the days of wanting toys and crap... I miss those days!
1. I can't believe you got snow and 1600 miles north I haven't seen a flake of it.
2. The pic of you in the tree box is freaky shit, especially because your eyes are doing that glow-red thing you wish you could do.
3. I so, so want a Prius! A black one with a bike rack on the roof. My mom has a greenish one. It's very much her "soul" car. I like to think my soul car is a BMW Z4 or an old Toyota 4Runner. It's probably a Moped.
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