-American Beauty
Holy shit! I'm updating! Apologies for my extended break. I felt it impractical to write about a bunch of crap that nobody cares about, and not even have pictures to go with it. I've been home in San Antonio for the past three weeks with one computer to the house and God forbid my parents ever discover the link to my blog. So I played it safe and didn't update at all. Plus my camera was still broken.
I'm back in Denton because I start summer school tomorrow. It didn't really hit me that I had to go back until the night before I left. I was less than thrilled to return to the stale smell of my pathetic bedroom and to the city I hate the most. I've run into a few people who are totally in love with Denton and when they ask me what I think of it, I just lie and say "I like it". Sometimes it's easier to just conform. Campus is great but Denton just gives off this really sad, spiritless, dirty vibe.
Summer school is going to blow, but it will be nice to work on improving my GPA. I'm taking a short story literature class, and then a health emergencies class...whatever the hell that means. I've also promised myself to be more active this summer. I will visit the rec center that I'm paying for at least once...to check it out. The family is going to the beach in August and my fat ass better be in some sort of presentable shape for vacation. Yipee.
I've completely forgotten what the fuck I was going to write...Maybe it's because I'm watching some pathetic countdown show on E! and my mind is drifting. I think I've left my room twice today. That's not upsetting at all. Ha...more updates to come. Here are some long forgotten pictures from my trip to Austin. I also threw in some from the end part of break because I bought a new camera, motherfuckers!
Allie and Emily are "blown away" when I arrived in Austin! Okay it was just really windy. Jesus.
Getting ready for dinner at Chuys. On the way there a spider attacked me and I almost died. But not before I screamed like a little girl. I'm not kidding.
Emily, Ashley, and Allie at Chuys. Vag fest.
On Guadalupe...walking to our first party of the night.
Emily and I at some random person's apartment party. I drank most of their liquor. This is the party where Allie, Emily, and I got the dreadful song in our heads " WAAANNAAAAAAAA--NAAAH!". Only they will get this.
Jamie and Allie
It was hotter than a bitch in this dude's apartment and I was sweating like a whore in church. Or me in church.
Me after 3 screwdrivers! It appears that I'm raping the balcony.
Allie and I doing Carlton's dance from Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
Hot
It's art, bitch
The last picture somebody took on my old camera. RIP Canon Powershot A400
Enjoying a glass of pinot on the patio with the parents. Ha...alliteration.
Pretending to grill
Brittany is eating what looks like the remains of a microwaved cat. Actually it's dump cake, and I made it myself.
Watching a Japanese horror movie...they hated it.
I will miss this girl when she moves!
Constipated
Dressed up for Brittany's early b-day dinner
We made Brittany blindfold herself with a pair of bikini bottoms so she wouldn't know we were going to the Melting Pot.
Sluts
Disguising my hate for Brittany with a fake smile...kidding.
My other hand is on her rockin' ass.
Why am I single?
That's all I got for now...I will update you very soon and let you know how summer school is going. Until then, laters for now!
4 comments:
I think that if brittany ever went down on anyone they would literally not be a virgin anymore. I mean... check out her mouth in that last pic! It looks exactly like a vulva.
umm...about damn time...you know i am addicted your blog like i am addicted to dlisted.
Haha, yay for posts. I actually updated my shitty blog a while back too... nothing exciting though. Anyway, hope Denton is treating you well so far. C-Stat sucks over the summer, but oh well. Oh, and come visit! You and Alex both!
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