Sunday, October 30, 2005

Strange and Beautiful

Sadie May Lenard - (November 24, 1990 - October 30, 2005)

Rest In Peace
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I believe I experienced just about every emotion possible to one person today. It's actually quite difficult to even put forth the energy to post tonight, but I figure even though I'm extremely exhausted I should make something good out of the day.

We decided that it was best for Sadie to be put down to rest this afternoon. She had been fighting her battle with old age for a while now (surprising everyone) and just didn't have anything left in her. It seems like this past week she had been significantly worse, but she waited until Laura and I came home to try and die. I've felt prepared for her death for a good while now but it's always hard when the moment actually arrives. We got back from lunch today and she just looked ready, so we made the last minute decision to take her to the emergency vet for her to be put to sleep. She really was the sixth family member and, just like any other death, it was difficult to fathom the idea that she will be gone forever.

I'm going to miss how she groaned when you scratched her ear, the way she went ape-shit when she saw bologne in your hand, how she would bark from jealousy when people hugged in front of her. Fuck, I'll even miss the bitches farts and strange gag noises she made. Her body is being sent to a place called "Paws In Heaven" where they will cremate her and put her in an urn (sp?). Since she lived in Alabama for a year at the lake with my grandparents, we are having my Papa spread her ashes over the lake. She loooves the lake so she will be happy there I hope. I LOVE YOU SADIE!

It's practically impossible to come off such a sad topic and then start talking about my weekend of fun. Frankly I don't know how to do that, so I'm just gonna sum up by saying that I had a great time seeing my family/friends and I'll let the pictures narrate themselves.

Our front porch...and yes, that's my mom looking through the window.
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Chillin' at Chili's w/ the gang for lunch
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Decorating for the Halloween Party at the girls' house. Brittany totally looked like she was performing oral sex on the blow up witch legs.
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Lucky thought he was hiding
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My vote for best costume was definitely Mary.
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Becca Brittany Mary Heather
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That's actually my wig...don't ask why I own a Marilyn Monroe wig - I couldn't tell you.
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Me and Brittany...probably the best pic of the night. (best sober pic)
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I didn't need a base of white makeup...I have that naturally.
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Brittany and Aaron #1
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Brittany and Aaron #2
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Brittany and Aaron #3
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Second best costume...it's the motherfucking puffy taco! I think people tried to tackle him too.
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Our lovely spiked punch bowl with dry ice...hell yes. Note to self: do not handle dry ice while intoxicated.
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God, I love lesbians. I really thought she was a man at first.
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More partying...Some people showed up as the Crazy 88s from Kill Bill. Awesome.
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I pulled down the shower curtain, and Heather fell in the tub. I laughed...I think...I can't really remember.
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This is fucked up for two reasons: #1- a gay guy in a priest outfit getting head from Marilyn Monroe...#2- they didn't even know each other.
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Now, I'm not much of a partier/drinker...but once in a while you just gotta say "I need to get drunk and act a fool"...and I did. (ps: I dont' remember taking this pic at all)
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We left our own party around 3am and slept at Mary's parents house. Apparently I fell asleep and somebody took some damn pictures....bitches.
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This morning...we all looked pretty rough....except Mary...I'd tap that.
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Um, that teddy bear was fucking enormous...I couldn't not make out with it.
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We came back to survey the damage...dayamn.
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Yes, that's vomit....disgusting.
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I love this picture! On our way to lunch with the fam, we drove behind a truck being towed. It looked like it was headed straight for us though...maybe I'm the only one that thinks this shit is cool.
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The flight home...it was long and boring.
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That's all for tonight. I'm officially emotionally drained and I need a shower and sleep badly. Keep Sadie in your memories (those of you who have met her) and laters for now!

Sunday, October 16, 2005

Devolution Revolution

Kim Jong Il: Hans Brix? Oh no! Oh, herro. Great to see you again, Hans!
Hans Blix: Mr. Il, I was supposed to be allowed to inspect your palace today, but your guards won't let me enter certain areas.
Kim Jong Il: Hans, Hans, Hans! We've been frew this a dozen times. I don't have any weapons of mass destwuction, OK Hans?
Hans Blix: Then let me look around, so I can ease the UN's collective mind. I'm sorry, but the UN must be firm with you. Let me in, or else.
Kim Jong Il: Or else what?
Hans Blix: Or else we will be very angry with you... and we will write you a letter, telling you how angry we are.

-Team America: World Police

I forgot to mention the template change last post. I'm just messing around with different looks so it may change again in the future.

My week went pretty well, I guess. Whenever I have something to look forward to on the weekends, the time seems to slow down significantly making classes more hell-ish. I'm stuck, once again, in a routine where everything I do one day mimics the next and it's reminding me that I need some sort of change...badly.

Stephanie Fall is comin' to visit me next weekend! Woo! I haven't gotten a chance to hang with her in forever, so it'll be rad. There's really nothing to do in Denton if you're not 21, or don't do drugs...so we'll probably be spending most the time in Plano where all the fun shit is. Hopefully it'll be good times, and an even better blog!

Oh! New obsession: the band, Muse. I had heard their name thrown around a few times, but I'd never heard any of their shit until I noticed a song playing on somebody's myspace. Let me just say, they're the shizzle for rizzle. If you like Endochine (band from Austin), you'll love Muse because they sound almost identical. You should check out the songs "Time is Running Out", "Newborn", and "Butterflies and Hurricanes"...crazy good.

I bought a ginormous bag of Blow Pops from Wal-Mart the other day, and I just finished the last one...I wonder why I'm fat.

This weekend Laura, Kevin, and I went to the Texas State Fair! But I'm not going to waste my time telling you about it, so I'll just narrate with the pictures. Enjoy, sluts!

This is me studying....sort of.
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Ate dinner at Pappas Pizza on Friday. Those motherfuckers have food chains all over the place -- Pappasitos, Pappadeux, Pappas Pizza, etc. etc. We also met some really nice/funny North Texas alumnus who recognized my UNT shirt.
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He looks really happy in this photo.
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Sunset on our way to the fair
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Downtown Dallas
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This guy's jeans were so tight, you could see his entire ass crack. I later threw up in my mouth. Thanks for giving Texans a bad name, asshole!
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Laura and Kevin
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The famous ferris wheel...that shit was scary.
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View from the ferris wheel
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I like sunsets. Can you tell?
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Checking out the livestock!
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Laura enjoyed the smell of the cows and goats.
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The best picture of the night! You couldn't pay me enough money to drink out of that....well, maybe like $5. What? I'm a cheap bastard.
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Kirstie Alley was at the fair! Actually, his name was Boris. And yes, those are his disturbingly large balls between his legs.
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Check out Boris's acrobatic tricks. I laughed.
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This thing kinda scared the shit out of me during the parade.
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Fountain
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Fun House
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Swings
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I loved this ride!
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...but Kevin didn't. (huddled in a corner) Sorry Kevin, I couldn't resist blogging this picture.
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Ferris Wheel at night
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That's all I got for today. Laters for now!