Lady: No...
Andy: Neither do I, have a nice day, though. [hands her balloon]
- The Andy Milonakis Show
Um, I was just channel surfing after the longest 4 hours of my life at HEB and ran across that new MTV show called the Andy Milonakis Show. It's this random ass show where a kid films himself doing random ass things. After reading a little about it online, turns out the kid is actually 28 years old and has a disease where he doesn't age normally. But nonetheless, its a funny show. So stupid its funny. I like.
I've really been into music by Queen lately. Just thought I'd let you guys know.
I had a lady get mad at me today at HEB because she wanted cash back w/ her debit card, but pressed 'no cash' while tendering the order and insisited it was my fault. Stupid bitch. She is the reason why I hate people. I was reading a friend's livejournal today who also works at HEB and he made a good point that working at HEB helps me to be tolerant of fucking assholes. Thanks, HEB!
It's late and a Daily Show re-run is on, so I'll post some more pictures from the crusie now...
First dinner toast...
I've never seen so many white people in one place in my life...exceptions for College Station.
Sweet picture of a sunset off my parent's balcony...and no, it's not a postcard, bitch.
Crooner's Martini Bar on the ship
Laura wearing a "My husband is a hottie" shirt, me currently getting sunburnt, and Kimberly getting bronze tan. Why do I get the shitty genes?
Can't really tell, but I'm badly sunburnt. You'd think after 19 years of that, I'd learn to put some sunscreen on....oops.
Formal night...same exact shit we did every day for dinner, except we dressed up. Haaaated it.
Laura posing as the Princess logo
Up the escalator to Skywalkers night club. Good times...
Dessert...
Pretending to puke off the side of the ship. We are SO original.
On the deck at night
First stop: St. Thomas in the Virgin Islands!
Our luxurious taxi...and we paid over $120 there and back. RIP OFF! (well, gas was $2.77 there)
On our way to the marina...beautiful place
Okay, long story short. My mom read about private day-sails for six you could sign up for online. After picking out of a few, we chose to sail around and snorkel w/ Captain Max (Maxine). Thank goodness, b/c I've done anything this different and cool in my life. This is the marina:
The sail boat!
St. Thomas!!!
After sailing w/ Captain Max for a couple of hours, we stopped at a cove to snorkel. I was a snorkel virgin so I was fucking excited!
Okay...it's really hard to look good w/a snorkel mask on, so I apologize if I scare you. Also, I had to snorkel in a shirt due to the fact that my entire body was still burnt from the day before.
The fam...I haven't seen my mother in water in forever. She raised three swimmers but doesn't know how to swim herself, so that's why she has a noodle. (I smell a CHRISTMAS CARD)
The day-sail also included an open bar, and a delicious lunch...mmm
Lunch w/ the fam
Second stop...snorkeled again
See that beach over there? And remember that picture floating around the entertainment magazines of Kenny Chesney and Renee Zellwegger getting married on a beach? That's the one, bitch. Too bad we weren't snorkeling there a few months earlier or I could've made some good money on pictures of that wedding...damn
Captain Max (pink) and her first mate Britney! (sexy)
Ugh, I've been copying and pasting for a long time now...bed time! Laters for now!
1 comment:
Nice Pics Patrick! They'd be even cooler if I didn't have copies of each and every one of them on my computer! LOL just kidding!
They are really awesome! I can't wait to see the ones from when you Scuba dived... or Scuba Dove... whatever...
YOu lucky BITCH!
I LOVE YOU,
Mary
Ps, that love is in a very sister/brother way. I do not want to make out with you. (just kidding)
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