Holy shit, finally after what seems like a lifetime, my God damned computer is fixed, and I can once again write about my shallow and pathetic life! Weehaw!
I hate San Antonio
I just watched a show on VH1, yes you heard me, called "Motormouth". It's another hidden camera show where they film people singing and doing funny shit alone in the car. If I was on that show, I would kill myself b/c I do some messed up shit alone in the car. I bet I could outsing Celine Dion. And to keep things fresh, I throw in some funky dance moves like the robot.
I saw The Grudge last night. Shitty ass movie, do not see it. If you watch the preview, you've basically watched the entire movie.
Why do my hands smell like urine?
It seems like all I do is go to school, and work, and then I got to school, and then I work a little more. The money is good, but how I spend it one night a weekend is beyond me. Oh, today at work, this fight broke out between two fat middle aged guys. It was hilarious.
Next weekend is halloween, and I don't have a costume, or plans. Kill me. Halloween is my fucking favorite holiday. (If you can call it a holiday). I really wanna be the Frank the rabbit from Donnie Darko, but how the hell am I gonna do that? Maybe I'll just wear a red hood/cape thing and be the creatures from The Village. Or, maybe I could wear a sign that says " I suck" and be The Grudge.
Apparently, I'm running out of lame ass jokes, so I'll call it a night and go eat some raisins or something. Laters, for now.
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Your blogs are really funny. I am not enjoying college, either, so don't be envious of anyone. I think there are more out there that are not than are. Happy Halloween!
I saw the Grudge with three od my guy friends who love scary movies, I hate them. I only watched about 10 minutes of the movie because I had my face burried in my boy's arm. He agrees with you, he hated it.
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