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I know, its kinda creepy
I've noticed recently my state of mind has changed 180 degrees in the past 6 months. Well, not entirely, but in most cases. The way I perceive my future, the past, school, politics, even the way I feel about certain movies.
It seems like it takes me a day or so to decide whether or not I like a movie or not. One movie in particular I didn't necessarily love until now. I reccomend the movie Saved! to everyone b/c it has a kickass message to it. I definitely misunderstood it the first time around, so if you haven't seen it, I suggest you do so b/c it really changed me...wow, that was corny
John Stewart is my fucking hero.
Kathryn once said: "For those of you skeptical of The Daily Show, its 11% Bush jokes, and 11% Kerry jokes, so stick that in a blender and suck it!"
I'm early voting tomorrow, bitches! Laters for now...
Thought I'd add this picture. Could she be any hotter now?
"God, I am so funny"...you made my day!
Today the Republican club's table broke and fell over spilling papers in the lobby of HSS building...let's hope that's a sign for the future.
In my algebra class, there is this nasty, fat, smelly middle aged man who wears Bush/Cheney pins and stickers all over his clothing. He wears this one shirt w/ a pair of flip-flops w/ a giant X through them saying "No flip-flops". On the back of his shirt, it has a pic of Kerry in the 'who wants to be a millionare' hot seat w/ the question "Is that your final answer"...what a dick. I'm glad people like him represent Bush supporters.
I forgot to the online photo storage website where I keep my dig. pictures. I think it started w/ an F. Help...
Kristen called today and we talked about shit while I ate chips and queso. UTSA fucking sucks. I envy everyone who is having a great time in college, b/c I'm sure not. I feel like a fucking loner. Kristen wants Alex and I to drive up for a weekend to A&M and hang out. Anything that gets me out of San Antonio is fine, even if it is College Station.
I have to take a narley dump...laters for now.
Your moment of Zen:
Holy shit, finally after what seems like a lifetime, my God damned computer is fixed, and I can once again write about my shallow and pathetic life! Weehaw!
I hate San Antonio
I just watched a show on VH1, yes you heard me, called "Motormouth". It's another hidden camera show where they film people singing and doing funny shit alone in the car. If I was on that show, I would kill myself b/c I do some messed up shit alone in the car. I bet I could outsing Celine Dion. And to keep things fresh, I throw in some funky dance moves like the robot.
I saw The Grudge last night. Shitty ass movie, do not see it. If you watch the preview, you've basically watched the entire movie.
Why do my hands smell like urine?
It seems like all I do is go to school, and work, and then I got to school, and then I work a little more. The money is good, but how I spend it one night a weekend is beyond me. Oh, today at work, this fight broke out between two fat middle aged guys. It was hilarious.
Next weekend is halloween, and I don't have a costume, or plans. Kill me. Halloween is my fucking favorite holiday. (If you can call it a holiday). I really wanna be the Frank the rabbit from Donnie Darko, but how the hell am I gonna do that? Maybe I'll just wear a red hood/cape thing and be the creatures from The Village. Or, maybe I could wear a sign that says " I suck" and be The Grudge.
Apparently, I'm running out of lame ass jokes, so I'll call it a night and go eat some raisins or something. Laters, for now.
My Internet Explorer decided to stop working b/c I was fooling around w/ my Internet Security thing to fix Limewire. I got LW to work, but now IE doesn't. Shoot me in the face please. I'm using Netscape right now, and it won't let me post pics on my blog, so when I get IE fixed, come back b/c I have lots of hilarious pictures, bitches. Laters for now!
Geez, I'm sorry I haven't blogged in a while. Not like your lives depended on reading my incredibly pathetic life anyway...Oh, by the way, my title has nothing to do w/ anything. I just wanted a title to make me laugh when I went back one day to read all of my titles...yes, I am sad.
I'm listening to Keane "Somewhere Only We Know"...ridiculously awesome song.
I spent yesterday afternoon in the hospital. On Monday, my dad complained of having chest pain, so my mom took him to the emergency room, just in case. My Nanny went to the hospital w/ chest pain, and died, so it kinda freaked us out a little. They ended up keeping him overnight due to an overreactive **insert medical mumbo jumbo** gland, but it was alright in the morning. They put him through a few stress tests, and decided that he need to have a catheter put in his leg to look at his heart. I got to see him before he went into surgery which was good. He was having the same surgery that my Nanny had. She died of complications afterwards, but he was okay and came home last night around 11 w/ my mom. I'm still not sure what the hell was wrong, but as long as he's alright it doesn't really matter.
I'm going to Aggieland w/ Alex this weekend to see Kim and Kristen. I hope Kristen gets us into trouble somehow. God, I miss seeing my sister and Kristen...good times.
So my Papa is getting re-married in 2 weeks, so my parents have to fly down to Alabama for the wedding. My dad is super pissed b/c its so soon, and the only reason he's marrying this lady he's known for 3 months is b/c he's lonely. He just won't admit it. Papa's always been stubborn...his whole life, so when my dad told him that he thought it was too soon, he's acted like a jerk recently. We also found out that his new wife-to-be has been listening in on all the conversations...its like high school, except w/ old people.
I'm listening to John Mayer "Daughters"
School is decent...I met some people in my Sociology class, and they're pretty cool. I'm getting tired of UTSA. I don't feel like its where I'm supposed to be. I don't fit in. The people are nice and all, but I just don't feel like its where I need to be right now. Suck...
Enough for now, I have to piss so bad...laters
Nothing new lately...
Classes are goin pretty smoothly so far, and I'm actually enjoying my Sociology class. We have research papers due about the 14th week of school, and it can focused on any problems in society. I've chosen to write mine on high school cliques, what causes them, what are the consequences of them (like depression and suicide), etc...but enough about school.
I work 6 hr shifts every day this weekend including Friday night. HEB informed me that they would like to promote me to checker. I guess thats pretty cool, since I'd make more money. It sucks not being able to have a weekend w/out work.
I rented 2 more movies, but only watched one of them so far. Harrison's Flowers starring Andy Mcdowell, Adrien Brody, and Brendan Gleeson is about a photojournalist who takes photographs in war stricken countries for a living. While in Ugoslavia in the early 90's, he is presumed dead, but his wife doesn't believe it, so she goes on this journey to find him and experiences the war first hand. The other movie I rented was Brotherhood of the Wolf. I've always wanted to see it, but never got around. I think its a foreign film...yipee!
Anyway, I'm going to go see Hero w/ Alex this afternoon and I need to get some reading done beforehand...laters for now!
You's a ho
The first 3 days of school have passed, and I feel like I've been in school for 3 months. People don't lie when they say that the parking situation sucks at UTSA. The first day, I arrived at 8:45am for an 11:00am class. The parking lot was filled to capacity, and after sitting in bumper to bumper traffic for 20 minutes, I drove around looking for a spot for what seemed like an eternity. Finally, I ended up parking in some parking lot way in the back of campus. Unfortunately I didn't realize that there was a shuttle service in that lot, so I ended up walking for 22 minutes to the courtyard.
Speaking of how smart I am, I walked into the wrong History class and sat through the entire thing. I was talking to Allie Keip in the hallway and walked into her class w/ her. Mine was next door...Luckily, I just went home and changed my schedule so I could just stay in that History class w/ Allie.
I've rented a few movies recently that I all liked. Last weekend I rented You Can Count on Me w/ Laura Linney and Mark Ruffalo, and Love the Hard Way w/ Adrien Brody. This week I rented Dogville w/ Nicole Kidman and Kill Bill 2. Dogville was pretty interesting b/c it was filmed on a sound stage w/ no background and just one bare set. It was pretty funny to watch the actors use imaginary doors. This weekend I rented The Thin Red Line w/ Sean Penn and Adrien Brody. Last night I watched Summer of Sam w/ John Leguizamo and Adrien Brody. It was so awesome! Note to Kristen: Don't rent it when Adam is watching b/c it could pass for a softcore porno.
Today I'm meeting Alex for lunch sometime, and then resting until I have to work at 7:45-midnight. Suck balls...Anway, since only about 3 people read this blog, feel free to leave as many comments as you'd like. I love reading them!
Laters for now...
If there was a way to skip one year ahead in time, I would do it in a heartbeat. I can't find anything to be excited about being a roadrunner... I feel like I'm wasting a year sitting on my lard ass in San Antonio. I want to be at some out of city college studying to become a filmmaker...
"It's like, you finish high school, and then what? I'm supposed to be in New York City selling out CBGB's! What the FUCK are we still doing here!?" -Dummy
I woke up this morning and realized all of my friends were gone. Alex is helping move Kristen in at A&M, but he'll be back. I guess its cool to meet new people which I'm sure I will, but the hard part will be getting out of that usual routine I'm so used to from high school...eh whatever.
So, I saw Garden State. Sorry if I offended anybody by putting it as one of my favorite movies (read profile) before I saw it. I didn't realize how 'superficial' I was being. But it was an amazing film afterall, very real. I reccomend it to any pothead who is lost in their twenties. Since I don't know any of those, I reccomend it to everyone who likes to watch actors take hits off bongs and use the F word repetitively.
So y'all should check out to trailor for Mean Creek. It came out in theaters on August 20, but that's probably only select cities. Hopefully it opens nationally later one...here's a link:
http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=4922
Laters for now...
Kristen sucks on fags!
I'm back from Dallas, finally, and had an ass-load of fun! Everything suspiciously went extremely smoothly with the wedding and all. That doesn't necessarily mean nothing funny happened though. Here's an extremely over-detailed, and exaggerated play-by-play of the entire weekend:
The car ride up was a lot of fun. Sarah, Kim, and I rode in the explorer w/ my mom and watched movies the entire way. I think my mom's favorite part of the trip was when we watched Season One of the Osbournes DVD and she got to hear the F-word shouted every three seconds.
Kim and Sarah were great company at the hotel. We stayed at the Crown Plaza where the reception was also held. It was a pretty nice hotel and all, but its old, and smelled like a moldy attic. Come to find out my parent's and our rooms air conditioners were both caked over with mold. Wouldn't that be funny if we had an allergic reaction to the mold and died? HAHA! Kim, Sarah, and I took a trip to the mini gift store located in the lobby of the hotel for an emergency purchase of Tampax and Midol. The girls spent most of their time dressing up and going to luncheons and shit. I sat on my ass in the hotel. Although I did run a few errands w/ my dad to pick up tuxes.
The first big wedding event was the rehersal at Highland Park Methodist church. The wedding coordinator associated w/ the church was the biggest bitch you'll ever meet. She must of had those giant union candles shoved up her...well nevermind. Afterwards we all went to dinner at Maggionos which is some fancy shmancy restaurant. I thought we'd just eat and leave, but apparently you're supposed to sit for 3 hours while people toasted w/ a microphone and bawled like babies. They had a 10 minutes slide show to watch of pictures of Laura and Kevin since they were babies which made more people cry.
Anyway, the next day was really fun! After spending the morning hours dealing with my typical 'stressed-out mother of the bride'until 2:15 or so, the limo-bus picked up all of the groomsmen, and ushers. Of course, w/ Kevin's friends, there were many bottles of champagne on the bus to keep us company. When we arrived at the church, we waited in a room for a while, took pictures, and did the whole ceremony thing. I was sweating like a pig at the alter for some reason. Something about standing still for half an hour makes me sweat terribly. My uncle Rodney sang in the beginning and middle of the ceremony and it was really really amazing. When we receded back down the aisle and outside, they had the church bells ringing really loudly. It was pretty cool...
Ah, the reception! The best part of any wedding. All the bridesmaids and groomsmen waited outside the reception room, and were introduced by two's to the song "Beautiful Day" by U-2. We sat for a little while and ate at the head table, but gradually dispersed throughout the room to mingle and dance. I believe everyone in the room took advantage of the open bars. By the end of the night, there were a lot of drunk people dancing, but when you invite 50 sorority girls, and frat brothers to a wedding, they're bound to get a little rowdy.
Anyway, the next day we spent running more post-wedding errands and eventually ended up back at the house in SA around 11pm. Now its back to reality, work, and sitting on my white ass for the next 15 days until school starts. Oh well, laters for now...
Finally, Laura's wedding is less than a week away. My family, and Sarah leave tomorrow at 8am, and from then on its non-stop errands until the wedding. I'm can't wait to deal with my bitchy, and stressed out parents! Boom golly golly! (I have no clue what that means)...
Thank God, I don't have work for about a week. They crammed in as many hours as possible over the past 6 days, and I'm tired as hell. Yesterday's day of work went quickly, but I almost hospitalized about 3 customers...first I ran over some bitch's foot w/ the 300 lb. cart, and had to fake apologize for 5 minutes. Then, I accidentally punched one of my female co-workers in the face. (She was bending over getting some bags from underneath the register, I didn't see her and my hand smacked her in the face). and thennnn, some little boy wanted his candy that was rolling down the conveyer belt, so I told him he could take it, and the little retard pinched his finger in the belt, and cried.
After that eventful day, I ate at Duke's w/ Kristen, and then played Jeopardy and Scene It Jr. with her and Adam. The other night we saw The Village. That was my third time, but her first. I'm a total nerd for that movie, and if you haven't seen it yet, then you deserve to get AIDS and die.
Anyway, next time I post, I'll probably have slept with so many girls I meet at the wedding, that it'd make Ron Jeremy look like a virgin! Until next time, laters!
MUSHU!
Last night at work, my cell phone slipped out of my pocket after making a phone call on my break. I didn't realize it was missing until like 9 pm (15 min. before my shift was over). When I went back up to the break room to check, it was gone. I figured somebody must have turned it in somewhere, so I checked w/ like 2 managers. Lisa (assist. store director) told me she saw it laying on a table, so that meant somebody, took it off the couch and laid it there for me to find. What I think happened is somebody turned it into a manager that left before me, so its locked in their office right now.
Of course it's the end of the world to my parents. According to them, because remember they're psychic, is that somebody has stolen my phone, and is making very expensive international calls. I don't know about you, but I don't know many HEB employees that know anyone from China. I'm grounded until I find my phone.
This morning my dad made me go back to HEB before noon hit to look for it more. Still wasn't anywhere. But there are like 2 offices locked, and many managers that were there last night, but aren't today. This sucks...
But hey, at least I got to see the Village yesterday! I was reading some online reviews by a bunch of 12 year olds. They hated it! Thos bitches don't know a good movie when they see one. If you're going to see it, don't go to get scared b/c its barely even scary. Just a few jumpy scenes. The story is based 100% on characters and plot, not the creatures like the previews tell you. Can't say much more, just go see it! It's really well written! Laters...
I just saw one of the best M. Night Shyamalan movies EVER! The Village is beyond beyond beyond beyond what I could have imagined. I was pretty stoked to see this film, just b/c of Night's history of filmmaking, but my God! Everyone seriously has to see this movie. I can't explain too much w/ out giving anything away, so do me a favor, and go see it! G2G get ready for work...laters!
One year, nineteen days, and 12 minutes. That's officially the longest relationship I've been in! Most people go into sudden depression, contemplate suicide, but I guess I was prepared, so no need to break out the razor blades and pills for now.
No, there wasn't cheating involved, neither of our parents discouraged the relationship, nobody lied to one another, we didn't sleep around (well, not too much)...we just have grown apart. College is coming soon, and both our interests have changed...some more obvious than others. It was bound to happen eventually, I guess it was just a race to see who would break up with the other first. Kathryn won!
Anway, its so cliche, but we're still cool. We'll pretty much have the same relationship, except we don't screw each other every night...jk. In the long run I think we've learned a lot from each other, and hopefully neither of us will regret anything in the past.
Now Mandy Moore and I have a chance!
Tonight I went to the John Mayer/Maroon 5 concert with Kathryn. It was amazing! The weather was a little warm and humid when we arrived, but eventually some clouds showed up and brought a cool breeze. Initially we sat in the yard, which was in the far back of the amphitheater, but we saw an employee of Verizon telling people that certain sections were open to us. Thankfully, we got some decent seats under the enormous canopy.
Unfortunately, as Maroon 5 played, it started to rain...and when it rains, it pours! My entire back was drenched. Kathryn brought her umbrella, so she wasn't as wet as me. The rain blew in underneath the canopy and the people who sat within the first 30 rows from the back were soaked by the end of Maroon 5's gig. At first I thought it was cool, but after awhile, it became extremely cold and I got a rowdy nipple hard on...jk.
The rain stopped by the time John Mayer came out. He was GREAT! One of the best concerts ever! I wish I was closer to the front though...damn. Anyway, I'm gonna go dl some music and shit...laters!
Deep Thoughts by: Jack Handy
Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.
I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away.
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.
Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No wait, not me...you.
If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.
If I had a nickname, I think I would want it to be "Prince of Weasels", because then I could go up and bite people and they would turn around and go, "What the-?" And then they would recognize me, and go, "Oh, it's you, the Prince of Weasels."
Well, it's official. I'm a UTSA Roadrunner...does anybody have a gun I could shoot myself with? Well, maybe I'm too dramatic, it's not so bad.
I woke up at like 7am Tuesday not nervous at all for orientation...just exhausted from work the day before. I knew exactly where I was going, since my mother forced me to ride up the school to find the building we were supposed to meet in. I was all alone, since Alex found out the day before he had to attend a different orientation for CAP program kids.
I found a seat in the mini auditorium and ended up being crammed in between a wannabe abercrombie model, and a hoochie mama that smelled like onion and hairspray. But nonetheless, it wasn't as hellish as I thought it would be. Our orientation leaders were pretty cool. They were all juniors/seniors and were hilarious and did the typical skits reenacting peer pressure, sexual harassment, and drinking/drugs. It was then that I realized why UTSA isn't known for its school of the arts. But I was proud b/c apparently our group was the only group that didn't laugh outloud during the rape scene......I laughed on the inside.
I was dreading lunch since I didn't have anybody to sit with. There were other people that were alone too, who tried to look cool and independent, but you could tell they were shitting their pants. Luckily, the people I was next to in line struck up a conversation about how this whole thing reminded them of the first day of elementary school. I met Zach, Lisa, and Alina...so we sat together with two really nice girls from out of town. We spoke of jobs, majors, and different types of lettuce that we preffered.
Anyway, the rest of the day went by slower because it got more into the nitty gritty of college classes. I finished up orientation today, but they didn't login my transcripts yet, which affected some of my classes that I wanted...assholes. Sooo, I have to return before school starts to get my schedule straightened out.
You stay classy, San Diego!
