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Clark: I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!-National Lampoon's VacationG'day everyone! Nothing much to post about today, but I thought I'd just get one out of the way for time being. So, what's new you ask? Abso-fucking-lutely nothing. The semester is finally down to only 2-3 weeks, so...that's nice. As for summer, I'm planning on just working and possibly taking a class to get some more hours behind me. I'm 18 years old, and I have never once volunterily participated in anything Fiesta related until this year. I drove downtown w/ Alex and a few of his friends he's met over the year to visit NIOSA....oh god. I had left my camera at home, so I apologize up front for not having any pictures to show. Anywho...to make a long story short...I have never been dry humped by that many people in my life. I probably got more action than Paris Hilton in a year...and that's a lot of ass. After about an hour or so of trying to squirm through the crowd w/out brushing up against people I gave up and just barged right through. Needless to say I took a long ass shower when I got home. The food was really good though...I think the only way I'd ever go back is if I wrapped my entire body in saran-wrap. Wow, that's pretty much the only interesting thing that's happened lately. This message is for Katherine Stump: I'm so looking forward to reading your post about your NYC trip last weekend. FYI, I'll be reading with a big bucket of popcorn and a soda...-your biggest blog fanI've been spending a lot of time at Mary, Becca, and Brittany's house lately which is a lot of fun. I think my mom is getting suspicious that I'm over there all the time and feels compelled to question me when I leave..."So, why are you spending so much time at Mary's?"...."Because we snort crack, get naked and jello-wrestle...duh."I think it's obvious that I have absolutely nothing to post about, so I'll just end here w/ a few pictures...3 second rule!
I hid behind the shower curtain and scared Becca who pulled down the entire thing...I peed a little
The Jello Wrestlers
RIP Pumpkin
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Chris Kelvin: Earth. Even the word sounded strange to me now... unfamiliar. How long had I been gone? How long had I been back? Did it matter? I tried to find the rhythm of the world where I used to live. I followed the current. I was silent, attentive, I made a conscious effort to smile, nod, stand, and perform the millions of gestures that constitute life on earth. I studied these gestures until they became reflexes again. But I was haunted by the idea that I remembered her wrong, and somehow I was wrong about everything.-SolarisWe recently got cable and a DVR installed in the house, and let me just say it is quite a captivating little addition to my dwindling attention span. Fuck drugs, I'm going to be a television addict (if I'm not one already). I know I know, judge me if you'd like and call me lazy but like I've said before, I bet all this consumption of the media will pay off somehow in my future.....I hope. I saw Amityville Horror on opening night this weekend. It was an okay movie, but I left dissapointed. It seemed that they tried a little too hard to make you jump by the typical Hollywood maneuver...a loud noise. There were about three good scares, but the movie as a whole seemed to rip off Thirteen Ghosts and The Shining. I haven't walked out of a theater thouroughly pleased with a film in a long time. Damn.Thanks to our new cable, I was able to watch the completely underrated Solaris. I remember when it came out there were so many reviews talking about how boring it was, so I never bothered. I personally thought it was great. The music was probably the best part. It's comparible to Donnie Darko and Contact, and it puts me in a trance everytime I listen...check it out. Why do my blogs always end up advertising music and movies?Drew Barrymore was on Conan the other night and she talked about how she loves to play the board game Cranium. How cool? I've been playing that a lot recently w/ Mary and the roomies. I just thought I'd mention that so.....the end. Birth comes out of DVD tomorrow...oh yes.With that in mind enjoy the photos, bitches.I cooked dinner for Mary, Becca, and Brittany. Why? Because I can...kind of. 
Mary and her lover
Actual Size
The fourth roomate, recently given away.
Truth or Dare Jenga...
I'm pathetic and will do anything for attention...and I like it. 
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Corky St. Clair: My first show was Barefoot in the Park, which was an absolute smash, but my production on the stage of Backdraft was what really got them excited. This whole idea of 'In Your Face' theatre really affected them. The conceptualization, the whole abstraction, the obtuseness of this production to me was what was interesting. I wanted the audience to feel the heat from the fire, the fear, because people don't like fire, poked, poked in their noses, you know when you get a cinder from a barbeque right on the end of your nose and you kind of make that face, you know, that's not a good thing, and I wanted them to have the sense memory of that. So during the show I had someone burn newspapers and send it through the vents in the theatre. And well, they freaked out, and 'course the fire Marshall came over and they shut us down for a couple of days.-Waiting for GuffmanI'm starting to like this idea of blogging more frequently. It's a lot easier to remember shit this way; if I just talk about it right after it happens. Anyway, I had a pretty fun weekend. Didn't have to work on Friday, so I grabbed some dinner at Firewok with Alex (who was sick from allergies). On our way to dinner, he was having trouble breathing so we made a detour back to his house to get his asthma pump. As we were driving, I noticed a jogger on the sidewalk who looked really excited to be running. He was listening to music and kept throwing his arms up in the air like he just won a race...I about shat myself laughing. Theeeen, after we picked up the pump, we saw him at an intersection bobbing his head up and down, smilling, and punching the air...I believe he was suffering from daylight hallucinations. I didn't think fast enough to get a picture or video clip though...Fried rice and shrimp...and my middle finger
I guess the most exciting part of my weekend was on Friday night. I brought Cranium with me to Mary's so we could party like crazy and play a few games (sarcasm). It was sitting in my passenger seat, so when I got out of the car, I took it in both hands forgetting that my keys were still in the ignition. Needless to say, I didn't realize my mistake until 1:30am when I was leaving. Mary, Becca, and Brittany drove me back to my house where I planned to get the spare key. I got a key, and we drove back. Unfortunately, it was the wrong fucking key...it just looked exactly like mine. Sooo I called my mom (again) and she let me know that she had a spare on her key chain. (It would've been helpful to know this before) We started driving back to my house when I realized that I had left my wallet on top of my car, so we we u-turned and drove back to Mary's. Confused yet? Anyway, I got my wallet, drove back to my house w/ the girls, got the correct key, drove back, and got home around 2:45am...I felt so bad that they all came with me b/c of my stupidity, so after work on Saturday I bought them some flowers to make up for mishap. I think I'm going to cook them dinner this week too, to thank them. I can make a kickass greek salad thanks to Laura. That's enough story time for now so have fun looking at the photos:My Velociraptor immitation. (I had grapes in my mouth) I look more like a "Who" from Dr. Seuss books...
Mary's fourth roomate, Lucky. I'm pretty sure he's a homosexual cat.
Riding in cars with girls...this is at like 2am when I locked my keys in my car.
Mary is a crazy motherfucker
The shitty corkscrew we bought at HEB broke, so we improvised. 
Peace
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Sherri Ann Cabot: Leslie and I have an amazing relationship and it's very physical, he still pushes all my buttons. People say 'oh but he's so much older than you' and you know what, I'm the one having to push him away. We have so much in common, we both love soup and snow peas, we love the outdoors, and talking and not talking. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.-Best in ShowI have terrible, terrible news. I just heard on MTV News that they're making a sequal to You Got Served! SWEET JESUS! What is Omarion thinking? Let's just hope this makes people hate You Got Served even more b/c sequals tend to be worse than the original. (Exceptions for Kill Bill Vol. 2, but that technically wasn't a sequal anyway)...Yesterday I had an insatiable urge to go swimming to relieve some guilt from being glutton all week. HEB gave me a $20 gift card for being a "super checker" so I spent it all on chips, popcorn, and candy. Go ahead, make fun of me for my cool award but just remember...I'm the one with the free money, bitch. To prepare for my trip to the pool, I went to Academy to buy a pair of goggles. I hate shopping for goggles because there is no way to stand in the middle of store and try on each pair without looking like a fucking moron, so you just end up buying them blind. Luckily my pair didn't leak. When I got to the pool, I had only swam about 10 laps and I thought I might die. I used to be so agile in the pool, but after not doing swim team in two years I felt completely out of shape. When I got out of the pool I was struck with an intense headache, and pressure in my ears. I also was extremely dizzy and stammered my way home. I'll stick to hot tubs for now...I am a badass w/ my goggles...just pretend I look badass
Yesterday I pretty much typed this same exact blog, but right when I hit "publish post", the page wasn't found and my entire half hour worth of blogging was thrown away...I went fucking crazy. That sucked, and I think I pulled out a chunk of my hair. Do I need anger management?......maybe. Those of you who have not seen the new NBC sitcom called The Office, you should becuase it's fucking hysterical. A great mockumentary style sitcom that reminds me of Best in Show. I'm glad to see NBC can open up to new types of shows. Another show that is great is LOST. My mom and I are such nerds for that show. Ever episode literally makes my jaw drop, and I cannot wait until the season finale! This weekend will kick ass because I'm not working tonight, and the work I am doing is minimal, so that means maximum relaxing. Mary moved into her new townhouse with her two roomates and I must say it is quite awesome. I went over there Tuesday night and we watched Sideways...a great movie. This movie can kick your favorite movie's ass...
I've run out of things to amuse y'all with, so enjoy these idiotic photos:Sadie was being a bitch and is hard to pose with...
Mmmm...sour patch kids
This bitch makes me laugh
It's a beautiful day!
My history notes...and I'm not kidding. Allie and I get very bored during class...
Pondering life...what?
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[Wednesday is hooking up an electric chair] Wednesday: Pugsley, sit in the chair.Pugsley: Why? Wednesday: Because we're going to play a game.Pugsley: What game? Wednesday: [strapping him in] It's called, "Is There a God?"-The Addams FamilyOH MY GOD! THE WEIRDEST THING HAPPENED!...Actually, nothing really happened, I just said that to get your attention. I know it's been awhile since last post, but what the hell. I can't tell you the number of times I've sat down, loaded all my pictures, and just sat staring at the blank blogger page. I always just end up playing a game and putting my posting off for another day...whatever. But alas, I eventually scoop up enough motivation from the empty pit which is my fucked up mind to do so.Okay...focus. What did I do over Spring Break you ask? (Just pretend you're asking) Well, my Spring Break didn't officially start until Sunday afternoon after work. Damn HEB. But the week was pretty relaxing. Spent my nights chillin with Kristen, Alex, Krista, and Curtis. One night we went to HEB on a whim, and bought some cake mix to make cupcakes. We also watched You Got Served that night...a funny motherfucking movie. The hip-hop dance scenes were pretty intriguing, but oh God...the acting. OMARION WAS ABSOLUTELY MAGNIFICENT!! (insert studio audience laugh) My favorite line of the film was the ending when (surprise!) the good guys win the dance off and they say "Looks like you suckers just got served...SERVED SERVED SERVED!" and the audience chants with them. Haven't laughed that hard in a while. I also went to Austin for the day with Kimberly, Ted, Scott, and Sarah. It was alright, but all we did was shop at Urban Outfitters and eat at the Hula Hut. I really need to do something different in that city, b/c that's all I've ever done is shop and eat. Oh btw, Ted is Kimberly's new interest and he's pretty cool. I believe the only movie I saw at the theater was The Ring Two which was terrible. I really don't even feel like venting my disgust of that movie, but all I will say is the first one was smart, haunting, beautiful, and edgy. The sequal was shit, shit, shit and shit. Awesome songs you have to check out:Amerie "One Thing"Ludacris "Number One Spot"A Perfect Circle "Passive"Tears for Fears "Head Over Heels"The Game ft. Kanye and Ludacris "Whole City Behind Us"Straylight Run "Existentialsim on Prom Night"Story of the Year "Sidwalks"I've recently been checking out a lot of trailers online, and I suggest you drop everything you are doing right now and watch the trailers I have links to below. Seriously, don't scroll, just take a few minutes and watch them. They're rad...CRASH http://www.crashfilm.com
The Amityville Horrorhttp://www.themoviebox.net/movies/2005/0-9ABC/Amityville-Horror,The/trailer.php
Red Eyehttp://www.themoviebox.net/movies/2005/NOPQR/Red-Eye/trailer.phpNo pictures for this, but I must say Rachel Mcadams is very hot!Okay, I've run out of shit to talk about again, so here are a few pictures:My new shirt from Urban Outfitters
Kim and Ted..sounds like a sitcom title
Rio Rio on the Riverwalk
Everyone looks weird here
Being a stupid motherfucker in the truck...I liked the song, okay?
Back to School
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It's me once again...Apparently I'm supposed to update this thing on a strict and regular basis, because I get complaints from readers that they have nothing to bore themselves with at the moment. Anywho, my life is pacing along steadily. Same schedule everyday: Go to class during the week, work on the weekend. It gets old, trust me. But nevertheless, I keep my head down and do what I'm expected...For those of you who kept Sadie in your thoughts, thanks. She made it through surgery okay, and was definitely glad to see our faces in the waiting room when we came to pick her up. I'm not sure if her ear was itching or she just missed me, but the first thing she did when she saw me was thrust her head into my legs and left it there for a while. Our veterinarian now refers to Sadie as the "Wonder Dog...We keep wondering why she's still alive" You can see most of the tiny metal sutures in her ear. It looks painful, but she's a tough little bitch.
I rented a couple more movies recently. CAUTION: Do not rend SAW. Shittiest acting and worst makeup ever in the history of film. The idea of the movie was okay I guess, but the movie as a whole was laughable. The ending will get you though...Do rent, on the other hand, Maria Full of Grace and The Motorcycle Diaries. Maria Full of Grace follows a seventeen year old Columbian girl on a suspensful journey to New York with a stomach full of latex-covered heroin. That's all I should really say without getting into details. Wonderful performance my Catalina Sandino Moreno...The Motorcycle Diaries was one of those movies that I just randomly picked up on a whim. I had read a little about it in PREMIERE and also noticed it got nominated for a couple of Oscars. It's one of the most beautiful films I've ever seen. Beautiful not only in scenery and acting, but in it's subtle messages whispered in your ear throughout the movie. The movie follows Che Guevara and Alberto Granado in 1952 on a journey through South America with their simple goals being to enjoy themselves, and meet girls along the way. "As the trip unfolds at the behest of their spluttering motorcycle, the boys discover more about themselves than they ever imagined possible." Sometimes the movie seemed so real, it felt like you were watching a documentary of the social injustice in Latin America at the time. Wonderful performance by Gael Garcia Bernal as Che Guevara, by the way. I love this movie!'The Mighty One' (the motorcycle)
In the middle of nowhere...
Magnificent!
Oh yea, before I forget. I have two more pictures of the sky. The clouds were built up so tall, and I couldn't resist...
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Miles: Well, the world doesn't give a shit what I have to say. I'm not necessary. Had. I'm so insignificant I can't even kill myself. Jack: Miles, what the hell is that supposed to mean? Miles: Come on, man. You know. Hemingway, Sexton, Plath, Woolf. You can't kill yourself before you're even published. Jack: What about the guy who wrote "Confederacy of Dunces"? He killed himself before he was published. Look how famous he is. Miles: Thanks.Jack: Just don't give up, alright? You're gonna make it.Miles: Half my life is over and I have nothing to show for it. Nothing. I'm a thumbprint on the window of a skyscraper. I'm a smudge of excrement on a tissue surging out to sea with a million tons of raw sewage. Jack: See? Right there. Just what you just said. That is beautiful. 'A smudge of excrement... surging out to sea.' Miles: Yeah.Jack: I could never write that.Miles: Neither could I, actually. I think it's Bukowsky. -SidewaysWhat a week! I don't necessarily mean that in a happy, excited way. It's just a relief that I actually made it through those seven days and I'm still breathing. I did pretty well on all four of my exams, got all of my stuff into UT before the deadline, got my shift picked up Friday from HEB, and Kristen came into town. We didn't do too much due to the fact that Alex was in Dallas, and we usually chill at his house. But I had fun otherwise...Kristen and Darren 
On Saturday, my dad noticed that Sadie's right ear was swollen into a bubble. Assuming it was a hematoma, (filled with blood) we decided we needed to take her to the vet. Our vet's office has been upping their prices lately, so my mom was given a reccomendation by a fellow nurse at the hospital to try a new vet out in Bulverde. Sooo, my mom and I loaded Sadie up in the car. This proves to be rather difficult and embarassing due to the fact that we have to make her lay down in a bedsheet, and then proceed to lift her in the blanket into the back of the car. She's too old to jump, and she screams when you try to pick her up. It looks like we're hiding a dead corpse wrapped in sheets. Anyway, after making the drive out to Bulverde we finally reach this new vet's office. From the moment we parked and I saw the place, I knew it was a bad idea. It looked like a shitty old shack that had survived a hurricane. The paint was chipped, there were bars on the windows, an odd smell, and a rusty refrigerator on the front porch. When you open the door, a blanket of raw stench slaps you in the face. The receptionist is shady, and we ended up waiting. After about 20 minutes of waiting, my mom left the waiting room to go outside w/ her phone. She came back inside and whispered "Get Sadie, we're leaving"...THANK GOD!Needless to say, we got the fuck out of there and took Sadie to our regular vet. She's going back Thursday for surgery. I'm nervous b/c with a dog that old, you always have the worry that she might not make it through the anestesia. Let's hope she does okay, b/c it's going to suck if she dies in surgery. It will be very weird when she finally passes b/c she's been in my family for 15 years. Since I was three...ugh, I wish dogs lived forever. My baby
Oscar night was Sunday, and I really don't have much to say. It was pretty predictable, and I didn't agree with some of the awards given. Also, I hope they don't continue to give out awards in the audience. That seemed so disrespectful to give out the smaller awards to people near they're seat. It's like saying, you're not good enough to stand up on stage. If I worked that hard to earn my Oscar, I would want to be able walk up on stage. Oh, may I just say that I have a huge crush on the not-so-good actress Emmy Rossum. She is incredibly hot...mmm...
Bobby brought up an interesting point the other day about Jamie Foxx's performance. There is a big difference between good acting, and good impersonating. I'm sure Jamie was great and all (I never saw Ray), but it did kinda seem like an imitation. "Wow, he can talk and walk like Ray Charles, so let's worship Jamie Foxx. " Also, is it 'hump Clint Eastwood's leg' year? That's all I have to say. I dont' care for his movies, OR HIS SHITTY MUSIC! I do enjoy Hilary Swank, though. "Looking back at her previous Oscar win, this shows that nobody get's beaten to death better than Hilary Swank" -Daily ShowSpeaking of music, I cannot stop listening to "Adagio for Strings" by Samuel Barber. Hands down the most emotional, beautiful music I've heard in a long time. I reccomend you check it out. I heard it first in the trailer for a movie coming out called CRASH. Bobby gave me a link to the trailer, and it looks great. Here's a link: http://www.crashfilm.com/I took some more pictures out in the backyard yesterday, and I really like how they came out. It's amazing what a digital camera can capture. 
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