I'm Going to Vomit...

I feel like shit for some reason...not depressed, but weak and nauseous.

This week has been...satisfying, but unbearable at the same time. I did a lot, I think, but I can't remember shit right now...

I think it took me about 15 minutes to write those last two sentences. I'm pathetic. I act like I'm writing a novel whenever I start my blog, but once I get into them, I just don't care anymore.

Speaking of writing, I rented Adaptation this weekend starring Nicolas Cage, Meryl Streep, and Chris Cooper. (It's about writers) I want to believe that film was written for me. From the first scene I was completely enthralled in its creativity. It's basically a fictional story about real people.

There is one scene in which Meryl Streep is stoned, and on the phone with Chris Cooper's character. She's trying to get him to sing with her to make the sound of a dial tone. Fucking genius...everyone should see this film.

Saturday night, I met Alex and Kristen and went to Stonewerks in the quarry. Afterwards we planned on seeing a movie, but as opposed to driving across the street to the quarry theater, we just had to drive downtown to see the lights (again), and sit in parade traffic just to see Alexander. Unfortunately, the last showing was at 10:45, and since it was already 10:00, we had no choice.

The first half hour of the movie was perhaps the longest half hour of my life. Endless narration by Anthony Hopkin's useless character really started to get on my nerves. I'm not sure how we managed to sit through two hours of Alexander, but we did and ended up walking out of the theater at 12:45am. The movie probably would have seemed a bit better if it were in the afternoon, and I didn't have to wake up at 7am the next morning for work.The acting was the only engaging aspect of the movie on behalf of Val Kilmer and Colin Farrell, but the rest of the movie was dissapointing, and frankly boring.

I did enjoy the five minute scene in which Rosario Dawson is buck ass naked rolling around on a bed. Also, was anybody aware that Alexander the great was bisexual? It seemed like a lot of the film was focused on his sexuality than his conquering of the known world. I think it was just an excuse to have an extremely upclose shot of Colin Farrell's nutsack...completely unnecessary, but funny as hell.

Anyway, I feel better than I did when I started blogging...I've been looking back and forth at the television, so a half hour has now passed. Damn you Motormouth on VH1...

Now's the time where I leave you with random pictures of my week!

Krista's a pimp


I dog sat for my neighbors this week


Read it and weep, motherfucker!


Laura's cat, Riley...he's fat and proud


Kimberly loves canned cranberry sauce!


My dad is wearing an apron...


Out w/ the friends



Laura trying to be funny


A happy couple


Until next time, laters for now...

Road Trip!!

Finally! A weekend to do whatever the hell I wanted!

The drive up to A&M went by fairly quickly. I think I listend to "Drop it Like it's Hot" by Snoop about 500 times. As soon as we got there, we dumped our shit at Kimberly's apartment, and ate at some empty restaurant by a lake. Afterwards, we dropped Kim off, and searched for someplace to dance. We ended up at Shadow Canyon, which played hip-hop...thank God.

In Da Club






The afterparty...well sorta


Saturday, we ate lunch at Freebirds. After that, we chilled at Darren's house (Kristen's boyfriend) and rented Elf which was pretty funny, but the ending was really gay.

The bonfire was that evening so we drove to the mall, and shuttle bussed about 12 miles away to some middle of nowhere outdoor stadium like place. The entire place was completely soaked from rain, which of course meant a lot of motherfucking mud...everywhere.

On the bus


Looks like my dog took a dump again. Oh wait, thats just the mud
from the bonfire. Ankle deep...no shit ( no pun intended)


After waiting for about an hour or so, we realized they weren't going to light it until 9 pm, so Alex and I decided that we'd just go back to Kim's apartment and get some dinner. Kristen and Darren ended up staying to see them light it. On the way back to bus, I fell on my ass, and my hands were covered in mud...I'm such a puss.

It felt so nice to shower and change clothes, so we went out to The Cotton Patch for a late dinner.

Alex and Kimberly look like douches


Cheers, motherfucker


We chilled at my sis's apartment again until Kristen and Darren called to meet them at a friend's party. Kimberly and I were exhausted, so we ended up leaving early...no drinking for me.

This morning, we ate breakfast at Darren's b/c Kristen wanted to cook for us...Free food is always a good thing. We left about 1 pm and got home this afternoon...I'm tired as hell, and not looking forward to the next 3 days of school. Why can't I get the entire week off for Thanksgiving...damn. Anyways, I'll leave you with some leftover photos from the weekend.

Kimberly is a crazy bitch


Good looks must run in the family


Once again


And finally, a normal picture


Sorry for the long post, but laters for now!

Freakazoids, Report To The Dancefloor

My life is finally fulfilled. I can die a happy man. No, I didn't win the lottery, and no,there is no world peace (at least while Bush is still in office). I have witnessed something beyond that...I have seen Mandy Moore's nipple!

So the other day, I'm surfing one of my favorite sights w/ a bunch of pictures of her on it. And I came across some recent photos of her at the American Music Awards. In one photo, she's posing with Jenny Mcarthy, and her dress sorta poofs out a little, and lo and behold. You can see about 75% of her nip. I freaked out and started to tell Allie on AIM, but the time I got back to see the picture again, somebody who apparently runs the website had airbrushed her nipple out of the picture. DAMN THEM!

Here is the picture. It's very obvious where her nip was supposed to be, and where they airbrushed it out:


I haven't posted in a while because this week I've been busy with a shit load of school work. I mangaged to almost finish a sociology paper due Friday, and I have an Algebra exam tomorrow...

This weekend will finally give me somewhat of a break. I'm driving up to A&M with Alex to see my sister and Kristen. As much as I hate that school, at least there are a few decent people there. Speaking of my sister, she sent me an e-mail the other day rubbing the election results in my face...skank.

Anyway, nothing much happened this weekend. My mom went to Orlando again to see my dad who is still stuck over there for work. They don't think he's gonna come back until January...suck. The good news is she visits him pretty frequently which leaves the house to myself. This weekend sucked though b/c I got stuck alone with my dog, and she shat all over the house. She dumped a total of 6 times and peed 3...stupid bitch. When my mom got back,we took Sadie to get a bath at some grooming place, and then we cleaned out her Igloo b/c it was all moldy and muddy and she needs someplace to get away from the rain and cold outside. For some reason, I was bored so I took a picture.

Oops, wrong picture:


Sooooo, I'm gonna go shower and sleep. Freakazoids, please report to the dance floor. Laters for now!

Is it pronounced...douche?

Sorry I haven't updated in a while. The past few days have been hell due to overwhelming school work. I just had a Geology test Wed. that I somehow managed a B on...I can do better. I've been mainly focused on my Sociology Paper due next Friday. I'm having the hardest time trying to find online journals. If anybody knows a good site where I can search and access online journals having to do with Social Pressures among Teenagers, then let me know.

"You can't drive to Asia"
"You can...if you have...a car, with like...wings or something"

Apparently my dog wasn't ready for the picture:


MMMM...Burrito!


My history homies...wow i'm an idiot


Oh, SNAP!


Laters for now, douches...and don't forget, leave a comment. They make me happy!

Oprah 4 President!

I actually got a little studying done tonight. I find that procrastination, although enjoyable, will lead me in the wrong direction...duh.

I got a haircut, bitches!

Check me out!

I got to Sociology a little early today, and while sitting outside the classroom, I watched students walk by and was reminded more and more why I shouldn't be at UTSA. I hate the thought of knowing that I go to the same school as the NBDs...(slutty high school clique)

Oprah 4 President!


I hate people that say they hate people that do certain things, but never mention their name, but know good and well that person knows exactly who they're talking about to piss them off b/c it never works.

Tonight, after the library, I picked Alex up to go buy toys at Super Target. I read somewhere that if you buy two toys at least $5 in value and take them to Chuy's, you get a ticket to the Not So Silent Night concert. The manager gave us three tickets instead of two, so now we can take anyone we want for free...rad

11:11, make a wish

Nicolas Cage is on The Tonight Show promoting National Treasure. That is one movie I would pay not to see.

They announced a little while back that Conan O'Brien will take over the tonight show when Jay Leno retires a few years from now. God, I hope they don't change Conan's show that much b/c his show kicks ass compared to Leno's.

My hero


Today I discovered this huge ass motherfucking spider that spun a web the size of my car tires on a tree in our yard. My mother suggested I take a picture of it, but as I was attempting, I got too close and scared it. It started to run up the web really quickly, and scared the shit out of me so I ran inside like a little girl. But luckily tonight, I got close enough to get a decent picture...


Laters for now

Sorry, We're Open...Yes! We're Closed

Krista and Curtis came into town this weekend!

Friday, after work, I met Alex, Steph Lee, and them at Jim's for dinner. We went to Alex's afterwards to watch White Chicks. Funny ass movie.

Saturday I went to work, and then crammed into Alex's truck w/ some of the seniors from Clark to drive up to Austin so that they could look at the campus. Somehow we were able to fit me, Lisa, Alex, Kelly, Brian, Jordan, and Jacque into Alex's truck. Austin was pretty cool, although we picked the worst day to come since there was a game and we sat in traffic. We went to a few places on campus, but just ended up spending most our time shopping. I got some kick ass sunglasses that look rediculous on me, but hey, they still kick major ass.

I look like a poser!


You know what also kicks ass? The show on Sci-Fi called Scare Tactics. Its another hidden camera show, but all they do is scare the shit out of people. Why is it funny to watch other people in anguish? American culture is seriously fucked up, BUT I LOVE IT!

I saw The Incredibles this weekend and it was really damn good. Everyone should see it b/c its hilarious, visually stunning, and really entertaining.


Laters for now!

Windows Down, Music Loud

I've been in a strange mood this week. I feel like I'm losing all motivation to do any work at all. It seems like the more stress of school and work I have on my shoulders, the more lazy I get. I hate it. I replay the same day over and over everyday it seems. I still feel useless here, and I want something new, fast.

I have a Sociology paper due the 19th, but it seems like something far off in my head. I need to get started, but its hard to find that work ethic in me right now.

I feel myself around friends, but I feel like somebody else when I'm alone. I don't belong in San Antonio right now. I need to spend a few hours just to get shit done, and get some of that weight off my back because its making me feel depressed. The election certainly didn't help.

I was just watching the news, and they gave a monkey at the zoo a picture of John Kerry to rip up. What douches...they have no respect. Speaking of no respect, I overheard my own mother talking to my sister (who mind you has never registered to vote before and she's 25) saying that the only reason I voted for Kerry was because I wanted to do something different than my parents. My dad laughed at me when I told him about it and insisted that it's a good thing that Bush got reelected. Fuck that. They give me no credit and I'm 18 years old...a legal adult. I hate that they are so ignorant sometimes...

I'm buying tickets to a concert tomorrow. 'Not So Silent Night' on December 15th with music by Switchfoot, Bowling for Soup, Gavin Degraw, etc. Not a big fan of some of the musicians, but since Switchfoot will be playing, I'm there. I fucking love Swithfoot. Finally, something to look forward to.

Sorry I'm complaining... Here are pictures I took today for some cheap laughs:

Would you rather have seventeen testicles, or one testicle the size of a coconut?


Allie likes to shop at Gymboree


On my way to Pei Wei Chinese Bistro, shaking them haters off


Mmmmm, food


Money turns people into crazy bitches


Laters for now...

Now What?

And the winner is....a douche bag

I've spent the last 24 hours feeling completely dissapointed, and frankly pissed. But, after watching John Kerry's conceding speech, I realized I'm gonna have to put up with GWB for another 4.

Last night I attended an election party with Alex and Mike. Surprisingly it wasn't one of those weird college social events where 4 people show up, but it was an all out partay with free food, big screen tvs, news reporters, and best of all...the step team! Two rooms were occupied for the night with coverage of the election results: One for the Democrats w/ CNN and Daily Show, and the other for the bastards, sorry Republicans playing, you guessed it...Fox News.

Here's the Democrat room. (Mike and Alex apparently weren't ready for the pic)


Allie's a crazy motherfucker


Two Republicans...that needed some medication


Another cheesy photo op!


Fuck you Bush and Dick


Laters for now...

It's a Celebration, Bitches!

To celebrate Election Day Allie and I, due to our differing political views, decided to have our own competition in good spirit for this evening...

...AN EATING CONTEST!

First, we decided what we wanted to eat



We both get off to a strong start



See Allie Eat...Eat Allie Eat!


Oh no, I'm getting tired


Look at the intensity in her eyes!


But I can't keep up


OH NO!


Damn, I lost


Allie is the winner!


Victory Dance!


It's a celebration, Bitches!


VOTE FOR KERRY!